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Handy "Hormone Hostage" Guide!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 22, 2002.

  1. HANDY HORMONE HOSTAGE GUIDE

    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
    when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his
    life in his hands. This "Handy Hormone Hostage Guide"
    should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
    every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
    SAFEST: Y'know, I've always loved you in that robe.


    :D: We Luvs ya Ladies! :D:
     
  2. Now if thats isnt the truth I dont know what is LOL my favorite was
    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    lol too funny keep em comin man.

    TrippieJ
     

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