Handjob -- I love getting a nice handjob every now and then. And when I crave for one, I go to.. The oil massage... At the oil massage, you go in there, get naked, and the massuese (typically a young woman) will pour nice smelling oil all over your body and rub your body with her hands. It's very relaxing. So good... You melt under her warm hands and skillful massaging. Your muscle unties and your body becomes loose. At first she starts from your feet. Then she moves up the calf, and to the thigh... and eventually, upto your butt. Mind you, you are completely naked, the room smells like heaven, and your lying on comfortable bed, listening to soft music being played on the speaker... the room is dimmly lit, probably there's a candle burning somewhere in the room... It's VERY VERY relaxing. All your stress is gone... And her hands move up and down... up and down... from your feet... to your buttom... And you can sense she's trying hard not to touch the asshole area... but you WISHED she did! Oh man... the feeling is so nice. You're lying face down, and you feel this uncomfortable bulge on your groin, pushing hard against the bed. Everytime she drops the oil on your body, you twitch... so... sensational. Then, she climbs up the bed, and softly sits on your butt. Now it's time to massage your back. She runs her fingers along your spine... between your ribs... and across the shoulders. And you feel the weight of the world being lifted, and you are at ease... And aroused. You marvel at the amazing skill in her hands, the hands that makes you feel so good everywhere she touches. She touches your feet, and your feet are rejuvinated. She touches your legs, and your legs are not tired. She touches your shoulders, and the weight is lifted... And you wonder how it must feel, if her hands touched... Your dick.
This, no woman will ever be as good with her hands as I am with my hands. Just a simple fact right thurr.
The massage takes about two hours. And you have the option for extra one hour if you want to continue after two hours are done. The price is about... 30 UD dollars. Tip of about 5 dollars is expected. Most of the places would be called 'Something something SPA'. -- After about an hour of massaging your back, she will dismount from the bed and ask you to 'flip over'. Through out the massaging, your butt would be covered with a large towel, so when you flip over, she will skillfully move the towel to cover your dick. But it would be hard not to notice your boner because when you turn over, your dick would be pretty noticable. Now you're lying down, facing up, and a towel has been placed over your dick, but it only pronounces the boner you have, instead of covering it. She sees it and she would smile shyly, and say something about your bulge, and you reply, equally shyly, saying you couldn't help it. Then she regains her control, and goes back to massaging your chest, your arms, and and eventually... Your tummy. She would move her hands across the tummy, with each pass, her hands go lower... and lower... And before you know it, she has removed the towel and she is pouring oil all over your dick.... What a sensation...
It doesn't go from 'massaging' to 'handjob' just like that. Actually it takes a lot of teasing and encouraging between you and the girl. You see, you're supposed to be under the impression, that there will be no sexual act during the massage session, as this is not a whore house, but a legitimate 'Spa'. But for the girl, a handjob would mean extra money with very little effort, so she would prefer if you requested a handjob from her. So there's kind of a mind game being played on both sides. You can't blatantly ask her to wack your meat, and she can't openly grab your dick and jack it frantically until it shoots. And there also has to be a 'chemistry' between you and the girl. Sometimes I really don't feel that horny with certain girls, but at other times, just a touch from her hand and my dick springs to action. I don't know. It's hard to explain...
i worked for this old greek guy in his dodge as a moter fucker fish and chip shop/takeaway, he employed asians who couldnt speak english, and kids my age (back then i was like 14), and we all got paid like $7 an hour. but he always paid us in hand, so no taxes or records, or receipts, we ended up calling it "the hand job" lol. and he never used to change cooking oil in the baiyne mairne... and it was also like a shop that sold stuff and he had bongs for sale behind the counter...there was a gold/glass one ): i think the gold was plastic ):
As a girl, i usually just feel retarded giving a guy a hand job because I KNOW he can do i better himself, and thats just embarrassing. I'd rather use my mouth anyday... never heard any complaints
I don't know, but when i don't want to have sex i'm usually not down for giving a blowjob. But a handjob takes 5 minutes, if that, and then i call it a night.
When I get a handjob, I love the feeling of having the girls watching me come. She pours oil on the dick and rubs it, and she watches how my dick has a raging boner, so angry. And she watches how I build up until I come to a point where I explode. I love the look on their faces, as they look at my total relaxation, and their urge to let themselves feel the same way, but also how they force themselves to remain calm and collected. There was one time, when I got the oil massage and a hand job, and the massues said, "Looking at you makes me feel so horny. Look, I'm all wet." And she undressed her pants and showed me her wet pussy. It was so fucking amazing. At some point, she must've decided that she wasn't going to press her sexual urge, and she just opened up her emotions to me. I mean, we were in a room, and I was naked, and she was stroking my dick, so there is nothing to hide here... I just laid back and let her play with my dick with one hand, while fingering herself with the other. She kept saying things like, "Wow... beautiful cock... must feel damn nice if it comes inside..." And shit like that. REALLY got me aroused because she was genuinely horny herself. Like, she was just letting it loose... That time was a great one... I shot my cum up in the air like... a couple of feet. Came so hard. When I came, I still remember what she said. She said something in line of saying, "Wonderful" That was crazy...
Just imagine if you get caught doing something like that at the age I was at (14), at the place I was at. I could only imageine the "Your going to hell, Dont do Drugs" speech I would have got. Its funny that I started going to Youth Group there just to chill with her, then 4 years later, I took my GED classes there Lol.
Dude, fuck all of you. Handjobs are the fuckin' shit. My girl can make me pop in under 5 min. It's heaven, i've always liked hj's over bj's. Zu-Bam!
I'm assuming you are white. Then for you guys, you don't even have to play the mind game, you just go straight into action. There's a whole area just for white guys like you. Endless supply of young ladies of all shapes and colors. You are sure to get laid if you're willing to say goodbye to 100 or 150 bucks. But it'll be hard to find girls who are genuinely horny at those joints coz they're quite professional... which means they fuck you, take your money, and before you even put on your pants, they're off to find another customer... if you know what I mean.
recstoner what? no because i edtied because i thougth the amswer went to a different tread...aw man im stoned
Do you like the mindgames? But I strongly suggest you DON'T play mindgames with the Thai ladies... coz they ALWAYS win. Especially if you're white American... If you're Asian, like... Chinese or Japanese, yeah... you have some chance, but if you're westerner, you have no chance. Complicated, these Thai girls...