So, I don't feel I need to tell you folks that being so high you could duck hunt with a rake can render once simple tasks mind-numbingly complex - especially those that require fine motor skills or prolonged focus and concentration. Every once in a while, though, you're overtaken by a burst of stoner initiative and perseverance and you win some small uphill victory that weed made nearly impossible. Like, for example, I just programmed my universal remote to operate my DVD player AND figured out how to operate an iced tea maker. I mean Bravo, right? How have YOU conquered that purple haze?