Hair Follicle Test, Passing 3-5 days after smoking possible?

Okay, so my girlfriend is a licensed cosmetologist. She claims to me that it is possible to detoxify your hair and follicles with natural cleansers and whatnot. She says that essential oils like tea tree and peppermint can detox and cleanse everything from your hair.

On top of that we plan a bleach treatment, as well as a 3 day detox drink, lots of running, and lots and lots of water.

What do you guys think? Great job offer is depending on it!

 

hair tests can go back years. i wouldn't count on it.

 

The only reason they go back years is because the stuff stays in your hair. Because normal shampoo's have emulsifiers which don't allow the harsh detergents in the shampoo to actually strip your hair dry.

According to my girl, the licensed cosmetologist, THC is a protein that gets trapped in your hair, and there are plenty of herbs and other nifty things that destroy proteins (while in the process effing your hair up a good bit), and we think it's probably possible with a strict regiment of detox cleansing and bleaching and exercise and other good stuff until the test.

 

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• Hair bleach
• Clarifying, high alkaline shampoo
• Dewaxing, dread soap bar
• Lemon oil- natural solvent and cleanser, antiseptic, bacteriostat, astringent, Emulsifies grease and oil; helpful in cleaning products, hair rinses and also wound cleaning.
• Grapefruit-cleanses the body of toxins, reduces water retention, cleanses and detoxifies the skin.
• Hyssop- antiseptic, tonic, cleanser and detoxifier
• Juniper- antiseptic, detoxifier, diuretic, internal cleanser
• Tea tree- potent anti-infective, anti-inflammatory, antiseptic, antiviral. Expectorant, fungicide and parasiticide
• Angelica root- toxin buildup
• Cedarwood- excellent hair and scalp tonic
• Fennel- detoxifying and antiseptic
  

ALWAYS DILUTE ESSENTIAL OILS BEFORE USING THEM ON YOUR SKIN OR HAIR. SOME PEOPLE MAY HAVE ALLERGIES TO CERTAIN OILS.

 

but, answer this, why is it detectable? Because thc is a protein that stores inside your body and scalp and hair.

Any saavy hair chick would know and understand how to remove proteins from your hair and scalp.


If you can detox your pee, you can detox your hair and scalp.

 

eff that

 

I just bought a bigass detox drink and some hair cleaning stuff.

Totaled me 60 bucks. Luckily i didn't have to purchase over the internet, there is a mall kiosk with some good stuff.

 

PASSED!!!!!

3 days after smoking, passed the hair follicle test.

Purchased OMNI extra strength detox drink.
Purchased Zydot hair follicle scrubbing kit.

TOTAL SPENT - 60 DOLLARS!!!


THE PRODUCTS ARE OUT THERE PEOPLE! THEY WORK!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!

Now I have a job at a fortune 500 company doing tech support for people like fucking homeland security and the navy and marine core