Haiku

First there was nothing,
Then everything happened.
Now nothing is not.

 

Tragedy

Once I smoked some weed.
And then I smoked some more weed.
Now I have no weed.

 

[quote name='"AstralElephant"']That's pretty funny
But it's not a tragedy
because you smoked weed[/quote]

That's a nice response.
But you're wrong about my woe.
I still have no weed.