Haiku error Messages

Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by critter, Oct 5, 2004.

  1. In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. They're used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from
    Japan:

    The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.

    Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.

    Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.

    Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

    Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.

    Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

    Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.

    A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.

    Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

    You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.

    Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will.

    Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped.

    Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank

    :smoke:
     
  2. Yes, I love it. :) lol
     

  3. :D I have Linux now. :p

    love the bsod one
     
  4. thats pretty fucking funny, heres on I just made up:
    site not working now, try it again later man, wack off to magazine
    :smoking:
     
  5. heheh.. how the hell did they translate perfectly into english.. i call bullshit on this but they're funny so meh..
     
  6. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.
    lol thats a funny one
     

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