FAIL! You: what's up? Stranger: hi Stranger: good Stranger: u You: just found out about this You: hahah You: crazy You: i'm good Stranger: great Stranger: are you boy or girl ? You: a lot of typing.... guy You: you Stranger: guy You: blaze? Stranger: no Stranger: understand You: oh bummer
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: is this god Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lmao You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny girl? You: you know it Stranger: alrite age? You: 17 Stranger: me 2 Stranger: where u from? You: chicago Stranger: im from texas You: guys from texas are sexy Stranger: hell yea Stranger: whats ur name? You: claire You: yours? Stranger: victor You: you have a six pack victor? Stranger: yea Stranger: do u have a big ass? You: thats sexy You: yeah You: I o You: do Stranger: tight pussy? You: virgin Stranger: big boobs? You: yeah Stranger: so can u send me a pic of u or a nude pic of u? You: naw dude im just fuckin with u im guy Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sorry bout the double post, this dude just made me burst out laughing haha. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey sexy Stranger: Oi Stranger: I'm not sexy. Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: asl? You: doses? Stranger: f or m You: whatever u want Stranger: female You: o ya thats what i am Stranger: do u have msn You: yea You: but i have a cock to Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: you smoke herb ? Stranger: hello Stranger: no i do not You: damn You: nobody here does You: most non triumphant Stranger: why do you? You: yea You: its the bees knees my frien You: i suggest you get on that right away. Stranger: i dont want to be a drug addict Stranger: it will ruin my life Stranger: and i have big plans for mydelf You: marijuana is non addictive Stranger: self Stranger: are you fucking kidding me You: nope. You: it can be habit forming Stranger: its addcitive Stranger: trust me Stranger: it killed my older brother You: lol Stranger: fuck you haha this thread made me finally post instead of lurk
HOLY SHIT YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS :O Stranger: [WARNING: Omgeleâ„¢ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (102.***.**.***) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegleâ„¢ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message] Stranger: Hello? You: lol hi Stranger: asl? You: ]19/m/usa Stranger: Oh.. Stranger: Bye
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: CAPS LOCK MAKES IT SEEM LIKE I'M YELLING AT YOU! YAY Stranger: yay Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hihi.. You: how's it going? asl? Stranger: good, women 16 Stranger: i'm not telling where i'm from.. and U ? You: 17 f You: can I ask you a question? Stranger: sure You: Is it normal if when I get my period it smells like tuna fish? Stranger: i don't know.. but sometimes it doese Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this was my very first conversation on omegle: Stranger: soBEASTLYCHICKEN You: pardon? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lol funniest site ever. heres mine You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: 19 m canada Stranger: u? You: 67 f china Stranger: msn? You: yourafuckingcreepo190@hotmail.com You: 0_o Stranger: add me Stranger: i've added u Stranger: ??????????????? Stranger: u thr?? You: yes Stranger: add me You: i did Stranger: cant see u You: im in front of your screen You: ... You: your typing to me right now =) Stranger: type a msg to me You: wanna see my vagina Stranger: yeah Stranger: show me You: you like vaginas Stranger: yeah.. i'm a good licker Stranger: u got yahoo?? You: yeee! Stranger: ur id? Stranger: yahoo id? You: you really want it? Stranger: yeahh You: k i got my dildo in my vagina getting warmed up Stranger: woooowwww Stranger: add me on yahoo Stranger: whats ur id? You: one second You: im gonna get my webcam Stranger: ok.. make it fast i disconnected after
i just had to post this one too. it was really bizarre. Stranger: hi You: yes i am. Stranger: yes Stranger: sure? You: dude, i'm so hi. Stranger: yes Stranger: i'm pizza. You: i agree. You: you are indeed. You: a pizza. Stranger: why you write with dots every time like me? Stranger: . You: because internet is free, and i can do what i want. You: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE. Stranger: window. You: door. You: blender. You: this is fun. Stranger: yes Stranger: blender. Stranger: say pizza is funny. You: it's a funny food. Stranger: when you imagine n***** apocalypse you funny? You: what? Stranger: you laugh? You: n***** apocalypse? yeah, i laugh. You: but man, that's kinda racist. Stranger: but racist is funny too. You: i guess sometimes...? Stranger: i say n*****. Stranger: only: n*****. Stranger: and i laugh You: wow, dude, that's racist. You: seriously. Stranger: heh Stranger: sorry i go to sleep Stranger: you're nice absurd human
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi.. Stranger: <- man You: i don't give a fuck Stranger: what do you give then You: blowjobs Stranger: but not a fuck? You: not unless you brought a condom Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I hate people like the op who go on omegle just to fuck with people. Omegle is a way cool website where its possible to have some really interesting conversations with people from all over the world and the worst part of it is having to go through all the douche bags like the people in this thread who are only on to waste other peoples time. I was talking to what I thought was a girl the other day for like 20 minutes having a totally normal discussion and then all of the sudden they were like "lol I'm a dude, your a fucking loser" and all I could say was at least I didn't just realistically pretend to be a girl for a half an hour. Its bullshit, its not funny, and it just wastes peoples time.
YEAH ME TOO. You: oh maaan Stranger: hey You: there's nothing better than a cup of coffeee You: when you're stoned out of your mind Stranger: asl? You: pft i don't have an asl You: asl's are for pussies Stranger: but i am a pussy You: good You: give me your asl then You: so i can have one You: to give to you Stranger: you are fucked you blew it i was gonna do webcam sex with you
First off thank you GC fro giving me this beutiful website, I am a natural. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi ASL You: 12/F/CA You: You? Stranger: 16 mLA You: I slowly move my hand towards your penis and rub gently... You: Oh yeah, so warm. Stranger: I start making outnwith u and put my hand up ur shirt You: Your warm hand feels so soft on my flat chest. Im getting wet. Stranger: inslip my hands down ur panty and rub it gently You: I get over excited and a little poop slides out. Oops. You: Im new to this, sorry. Stranger: its ok. I pulled down ur panty and my tongue starts licking ur pink vagina You: I smile as your tounge slowly violates my young tight innocences Stranger: I shove my huge warm cock into ur mouth while I continue to violate ur tight pussy You: As you shove your huge cock down my throat I suddenly projectile vomit all over your penis. You: OH MY GOD I COULDNT STOP IT You: IM SO SORRY You: Im so embarrased... Stranger: I didn't care and start shoving it in and out of ur mouth You: Your cock going in and out of my covered in vomit is making me so so very horny. I think to myself, the smell of vomit and the feel of your warm cock going down my throat makes me so excited. I then realise I like these weird things, so I poop more, and start spreading it all over my body. Stranger: I couldn't resist any longer and shove my big dick into ur tight virgin pussy. U screamed and blood leaked out but I start banging it real hard You: My father walks in and see's me covered in feces and being fucked hard on the ground by your vomit cover cock. He then gets a baseball bat and hits you over and over again on the back. He pulls me away from you, while I cry, "HE RAPED ME!!!". He then calls the cops. You try and run away but my father breaks your legs with a baseball bat you cant get away. The police come and arrest you. Stranger: my dick gets really long and hard and I used it as a sword and killed them all. I then fuck the crap out off u so that u have no more shit In ur body and I kept banging so hard u regreted being born You: Ah you are a worthy opponent good match, chap! Stranger: LOL
rofl...and another. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi m or f? You: fm You: Transexual You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.