MADNESS HAHA Talk to strangers! 2461 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: penis Stranger: is what i want Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey asl? You: do you smoke weed? Stranger: NO FUCK YOU PERVERT DICK FACE Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: do you smoke? Stranger: I'll smoke your mom You: do ya smoke herb? You: Stranger: shit You: my mother is unsmokable Stranger: hahaha Stranger: SHIt Stranger: stop shitting on my life Stranger: and yes I do Stranger: um.... Stranger: OR I could skip that Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey do you smoke? Stranger: no You: i have smoke fetish You: i love fire You: i burn stuff for fun You: do you like me now? You: im honest at least You: okay bitch im gonna burn your house down now You: bai You have disconnected. im bored, seriously
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: mary? Stranger: jane Stranger: marco? You: haha mary jane Stranger: yes Stranger: and marco You: havent met marco yet but me and mj are good friends Stranger: are u harry....... Stranger: potter? You: no but for some reason, ppl have mistaken me for him before You: i have to ask You: is it the glasses or the hair? Stranger: i think it's the Stranger: piiip Stranger: (censored) You: that... seriously wasnt funny You: r u high? id understand if u were Stranger: hahah You: all is forgiven if its the THC talking Stranger: just a lil You: u from GC? Stranger: noooo Stranger: DC Stranger: DC comic Stranger: u? You: im from far away You: but i meant the secret underground website GC in which people are now experimenting with Omegle You: thats why im here You: oops i have said too much You: i have to go You have disconnected.
OP is evil! I am addicted....... You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: 21 t ny You: u? Stranger: what is t? Stranger: 21 m You: use ur imagination baby...... Stranger: sorry Your conversational partner has disconnected.
somebody tell me wtf is guy is talking about Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: wha? Stranger: hiya Stranger: im really wasted atm You: u smoke weed? Stranger: and really tired Stranger: yeah lol Stranger: hahaha Stranger: you come from holland aswell?? You: nah sorry Stranger: hmm ok, why you asked that You: because weed id great You: is Stranger: cause it's funny, ive been smoking that all night Stranger: together with lots of alcohol You: yea i bet you are pretty fucked up Stranger: just had a party Stranger: yueah lol hahah You: nice Stranger: you say the right words You: lol youre wasted dude Stranger: you want some drunker intellegnce? Stranger: dont mind the spelling You: i dont Stranger: no? You: no what? Stranger: it could be a real eye openenr Stranger: one more answer? Stranger: yes or no? You: yes 2 what? Stranger: to my drunker intellegence You: so what r u askin? You: ? Stranger: ok listen, this is my advice, the stockmarkets show negative numbers at the moment, they already said that the chain of debt is comming to the plate of the civilion right now, first it were the banks, now governments and in 2010 you and i Stranger: our capatalistic system is crashing Stranger: were entering a new era of being You: yea i know Stranger: of love, compassion, friendship, harmony and all that is in line with all that is You: r u guys in a reccesion 2? Stranger: tell your friends about this, 2012 is the truth, see your own truth and see trough the bars of this unseen prison Stranger: yeah Stranger: the whole world is sweety You: what happens in 2012 we die? Stranger: no absolutley not Stranger: it will be a new beginning Stranger: hollywood is trying to make you believe 2012 will end in disater You: lol yea Stranger: cause you know there bringen out a new movie about 2012 Stranger: intellegence has seen many people looked it up via google and stuff You: ok Stranger: it was like a global move, the human made a little step in evolution and now hollywood is feeding us with bad images of the idea itself Stranger: hollywood is in service of very powerfull people in the world that decide what you and i see You: yea Stranger: because money says it all You: yea thats true Stranger: pass on, bye
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: really.... Stranger: yeah. Stranger: Really. You: your jsut gonna introuce your self with a yea Stranger: No. Stranger: I'm not gunna introduce myself. You: well i am my name is sean and i am a 19 year old male of the united states of america i enjoy playing football, watching the florida gators and smoking that herb....... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi m/f? You: m/f Stranger: m/f??? You: male/female duh Stranger: i am asking you!! Stranger: are you male/female?? Stranger: answer me..i asked you first You: male/female Stranger: m/f? still waiting You: MMMMMMAAAAAALLLLLLLEEEEEE/FFFFFEEEEMMMMAAAALLLLEEE Stranger: Im fucking male then!! Stranger: you?? Stranger: bitch You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/ffffffffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jesus christ your retarded Stranger: i already fucking answered you stupid fuck
sarcasm. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: good You: you? Stranger: medium You: :/ Stranger: nice to meet you You: nice rto meet you. You: ... Stranger: my name is You....you're Stranger i presume? You: why yes it is how did you know? You: wait... Stranger: waiting Stranger: waiting Stranger: waiting You: this is identity theft. Stranger: waiting Stranger: do you find there is something fishy going on here? You: im you, you're stranger, but... You: vice versa. You: holy shit. Stranger: maybe we're both strangers Stranger: adrift.... You: albeit, we are both you. Stranger: there is a poem for it i0m shure Stranger: a haiku even Stranger: but i can't rhyme You: need a dime? Stranger: if i could i'd be MCstranger Stranger: can you spare some cash brother? You: I cant rhyme. sorry. Stranger: told you i could'n rhyme You: then we are both you You: but we're strangers Stranger: so we're not going to get famous singing....plan b stranger? You: how about... You: nevermind. Stranger: maybe join the circus....two people that are mirror images of themselves Stranger: as well as each other Stranger: mind=blown Stranger: it would fuck people up You: far out. Stranger: [sorry for the bad language] You: it's ok. You: ASCII... Stranger: quick...say something nice! Stranger: yeah...no idea how i made that You: weird. Stranger: i was going for the sqare brackets and BAM!ž You: like this? You: nope. You: weird... Stranger: try pressing the keys harder... You: ¤©¥㈳㈂! Stranger: TOO HARD MAN! back off before you kill us both! You: ok... my fingers hurt. You: damn. Stranger: well your mother did warn you about strangers Stranger: did she not? You: I guess. You: I'm sure, actually. You: she was right. Stranger: she was a good woman... You: hmm... Stranger: not quite sure about that one? You: no im sure. Stranger: it's good to be sure You: yes it is. Stranger: we can build on that Stranger: now say the first thing that pops into your head Stranger: quick! You: chicken Stranger: iiiiinteresting. what kind? animal/food? You: fried. Stranger: you like fried chicken? You: yes, why, do you not? Stranger: no way man! i like fried chicken too! Stranger: we should hang out Stranger: fried chicken is a delicassy Stranger: it' s one of the pilars of modern society You: yes, did you know only 2 people in the world know the recipe to the seasonings of the KFC chicken? Stranger: if i could write poems i would write an ode to fried chicken Stranger: you read too much digg You: its fun to believe though. Stranger: it's scary it what it is... You: 7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know (For Some Reason) | Cracked.com You: source. Stranger: you cite your sources well, young one Stranger: i see grat things in your future You: ok bye now You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im looking 4 a female to cyber with You: im looking for someone to shut the fuck up and you seem to be the perfect candidate, would you like to participate? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Im back mo fuckas!
You: yo Stranger: gay? You: depends You: do you smoke weed? Stranger: negative You: good You: lets fuck Stranger: sounds good Stranger: big dick? You: 18 inchs Stranger: riiiight You: lol You: i mean 8 You: my bad You: but seriously You: smoke weed You: or die Stranger: die so i talked to a gay die and he wants me to die
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I ALMOST DIED BACK THERE, MAN You: NICE MAN IM GLAD YOU SURVIVED Stranger: THE GRUDGE ALMOST GOT ME You: WAS IT SCARY!? Stranger: IT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING MAN You: damnNNNNNNN THATS ATRONOMICAL You: WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKEEEEEE Stranger: CHINESE Stranger: AND DEAD You: HOLY FUCK You: CHINESE!!!!! Stranger: AND IT WENT LIKE THIS You: NO WAY Stranger: AAAAAAHHHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: LIKE THAT You: DAMNNNNNNNN Stranger: YES FUCKING WAY You: SOUNDS INTENSE Stranger: IT WAS BRO You: SHOULD HAVE GOT PICZ! Stranger: I WAS TOO SCURRED Stranger: I WAS OUTTA THERE MAN You: YEAH MAN IDE PROLLY BOUNCE TOO Stranger: AS SOON AS I SAW THAT BITCH I WAS LIKE OHNOFUCKTHIS Stranger: MAN SOMEONE SHOULD GET THAT BITCH OUTTA HERE Stranger: THIS IS A SITE FOR SOCIALIZIN You: WHERE WAS YOU AT Stranger: NOT KILLIN Stranger: ON THIS WEBSITE! Stranger: SHE CAME OUT OF THE SCREEEEEEN Stranger: AND I DISSCONNECTED AND SHE WENT AWAY You: HAHAHA FUCK MAN USE YOUR OMEGLE POWERS NEXT TIME! You: GOOD CALL Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT Stranger: MAN I THINK I SHIT Stranger: I DID Stranger: SHIT You: HAHAA Stranger: I SHIT Stranger: AH Stranger: THIS SMELLS Stranger: LIKE SHIT You: I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR A DIAPER NEXT TIME YOUR CONVERSING ON HERE I KNOW I WOULD! Stranger: MAN I KNOW Stranger: I HAD THESE PULL UPS Stranger: THEY HAD DISNEY PRINCESSES ON THEM Stranger: AND WHEN I SAW THAT GRUDGE BITCH MY PULLUPS FUCKING DISSAPEARED Stranger: THEY WERE SCARED TOO I GESS You: HAHA PULLUP? You: YOU MEAN HICKUP? Stranger: NO YOU CUNTLICKER Stranger: PULL UPS Stranger: LIKE FOR BIG KIDS You: OHHHHHHH HAHA You: I DIGGGG Stranger: YAAAAH
Stranger: and its getting harder You: oh it is. You: way hard. You: and then...i shit myself. Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: hi You: hey whats up? Stranger: nothing. just bored and here i am You: ya same here where u from Stranger: australia and you hmmm m/f You: m phoenix You: they have good weed down under Stranger: is that phoenix. arizona? You: yep Stranger: maybe You: u smoke? Stranger: age? Stranger: not anymore You: 19 Stranger: too old Stranger: i could be your great great grandmother lol You: what r u like 90? You: u could be i didn t know her Stranger: somthing like that hahaha Stranger: either did i You: that would be wierd rite. You: hey grammy what do you do, u have a job Stranger: pretty much Stranger: yep i own my own business.......kitchens Stranger: my daughter is older than you.... hey you still in nappies hahaha You: whats nappies, like a diaper You: if thats what u mean i dont want to talk about it You: whats it like on a huge island Stranger: sorry are you still in them Stranger: dont know Stranger: i love aussie down under..... we have so much freedom You: like what free sex it cost money in america Stranger: why r u chatting with me. should be with some hot young chick. You: i like you Stranger: only free if you have a partner Stranger: really.....thats weird. You: whats wierd about liking your long lost great great grandma Stranger: sorry sonny. You: well i better get going, the sex wont pay for itself, u know what I mean bye You have disconnected.
I tried omegle one a few months ago, had a real cool conversation with a fellow stoner aswell We talked about salvia, shrooms, and of course...weed! I have the log cus i thought it was funny but its too long to post haha. Real sound lad. Chat rooms aren't my thing though.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: idoeslovepinatas You: I love weed Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi, whats your favorite color Stranger: hi, green You: i shit green sometimes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: hey listen. its not working out... i think we should get a divorce Stranger: but why ? You: i dont like u anymore... and i know u slept with john You: i hate u You: u ruined my life Stranger: ok serieusly who is john You: i worked weekends to put food on the table and took care of OUR child and u just threw it all away to sleep with john!! Stranger: i only slept with jacobb not with john ... You: WHAT?! how can u do this to me?? You: i know u slept with john !!! You: dont deny that You: but now jacob You: this is too much Stranger: Hes name is JACOB NOT JOHN !
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