Stranger: free hug Stranger: <3 You: shaha You: thanks You: it was lovely Stranger: thank youu Stranger: =) Stranger: cuddle time <3 You: you like to smoke? Stranger: nope i actually hate it =( You: smoking pole? Stranger: nope Stranger: nothing related to smoking Stranger: i'm sorry You: cock smoker Stranger: cock? Stranger: no thank Stranger: s Stranger: iu like sucking cosk Stranger: cocks Stranger: though
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: it ends tonight You: what does? Stranger: darkness turns to light Stranger: it too late to fight You: what are you talking about? Stranger: u dont know? You: nope. enlighten me. Stranger: with pleasure Your conversational partner has disconnected. Wtf...?
It was still completely random, lol. It's All American Rejects, right? I was gonna ask, but they left me.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ı look for sex gırl ı am male 21 You: im 16 f ny Stranger: hı You: hey Stranger: how are you You: wet u Stranger: fıne Stranger: where are you from You: ny You: u You: i want a hard vagina so bad right now Stranger: you have cams You: msn You: u have hard vagina? Stranger: ı have hard dıck You: no i like long hard vaginas You: only guys like dicks right? Stranger: m or f You: f Stranger: you gıve me msn You: only if you promise me you have a long hard vagina You: and you can queef Stranger: yeah Stranger: ı promıse Stranger: you gıve me adrss Stranger: heyy You: my addres is You: 3164 main st buffalo ny 14260 Stranger: maıl adress Stranger: you gıve me maıl adress pls Stranger: ı want see you You: come to my house then You: im all alone Stranger: maybe You: whats your social security number? You: date of birth? You: drivers license and passport number? You: mothers maiden name? Stranger: wow Stranger: what do you do You: i am a district attorney prosecuting internet crimes You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Even better one: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello You: a s l You: 16 f usa Stranger: im 18 male germany You: do like queefing pussies? Stranger: what is queefing? You: when a girl releases gasses through her vagina at a rapid speed Stranger: mh i think that can happen Stranger: is this something to be liked? You: i have seen it on south park You: its all the rage in usa You: everyone wants a girl to queef all over a guys face or dick Stranger: i see You: would you like to try a virtual one? Stranger: yeah Stranger: and u? You: well i'll be doing it to you You: but before we continue i must ask you a couple questions You: mkay? Stranger: yeah sure You: where are your party documents? Where are your papers? I demand to see your papers You: I am furher You: hail me You: PRAISE BE TO HITLER You: nicka
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there You: Satan loves you Stranger: good You: Do not be afraid Stranger: he hasnt been returning my calls since that last night we had together You: You mock me but soon you will see Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you like soup? Stranger: can i scrape your grundle You: my grundle needs scraping Stranger: does it have butter in it You: on top it does not inside Stranger: can i jizz in your toes Stranger: just in between them Stranger: i hate jews You: CAN I GUZZLE YOUR ASS KUM Stranger: and ******s You: kikes are hte worst You: oh and *****s You: and beaners You: and gays You: should kill em all Stranger: i like you Stranger: lets have sex Stranger: and make babies Stranger: and kill them Stranger: by suffocation You: the only thing alive should be white protestants You: oh but what about drowning that'd be dandy Stranger: that would also work You: we'll have to have lots of kids so that we can mutilate them in different ways You: we can make a scrap book Stranger: we should start a business You: kill kids.org Stranger: i like it Stranger: boners You: has a nice ring to it Stranger: i have a boner Stranger: right now You: http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/463650-hahaha-fun-messing-weirdos-omegle.html You: haha Stranger: what You: go there now Stranger: no Stranger: fuck you Stranger: asshole You: NO GO THERE NOW STUPID ****** You: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!] Stranger: my ass itches You: HULK SMASH!!!! Stranger: with boners You: RRAWWR Stranger: just so many boners Stranger: dicks Stranger: aids Stranger: horse shit Stranger: equestrian fecal matter You: you bore me You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: i hop whit You: hip hop You: or hop hi[ You: hop hip* Stranger: hop wit You: hop wit paul Stranger: you send your whit at me expecting to trip me up or make a joke at my expense Stranger: and i sail over it You: ok Stranger: like a metaphorical flying fish You: indeed you are more intelegent than i expected Stranger: damn straight You: i sail through time, only to land on the limb of a dieing lamb! You: the lamb said to me You: "are you an angel?" You: i said "no my name is earl" You: the end You: now what! bitch! Stranger: while you sail through time i sail through rhyme Stranger: built upon experiences in crimes You: while you sail through rhyme, i smoke a dime Stranger: dime bich i smoke quarters You: i cross borders Stranger: i slip through minds Stranger: borders of thought and intelect Stranger: not a line in the sand Stranger: built by the man You: but what is the man? You: the man is only as good as his creator You: god? or did we create ourselves? You: bored a s an orb of energy in space You: we create this life to satisfy our "time" Stranger: our time? Stranger: all time is our time You: indeed latamire Stranger: from the begining to the end You: the begining? end? You: there is no such thing Stranger: with no beginning no god You: indeed Stranger: no creation Stranger: no world You: no god as we think Stranger: no stars or light or giraffes You: no bearded man in a robe watching down from a cloud Stranger: or oranges Stranger: fuck oranges man You: no giraffes!?! Stranger is typing...
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you smoke weed? Stranger: F/M You: male Stranger: Yes You: There are no girls on the internet You: lol Stranger: Yes You: I know I know Stranger: Girl Stranger: Brooklyn Stranger: Black or white You: I'm Canadian You: White Stranger: Black Stranger: You love pink pussy You: Yeah Stranger: Black pussy You: Yeah Stranger: How big You: No idea Stranger: How old You: If I gave you the answer in metric what would you do Stranger: 27 You: 19 You: In college Stranger: Eat pussy You: Eat cock Stranger: Yes You: Who ya gonna call? Stranger: No one You: Wrong.... You: GHOST BUSTERS!!! Stranger: Horney pussy so wet You: Dunna nuna nuna..., nuna nuna nuna Stranger: I like that funny You: I ain't afraid of no ghost Stranger: I am You: I don't think I can respect a person who believes in ghosts Stranger: Do you like fucking up ass Stranger: I do You: Yeah I love it You: The other night I painted an ass green You: It kicked me in the gut Stranger: Wow Stranger: Do you love to fuck You: I don't love I lust Stranger: Doggy stlye You: Oh yeah!! You: Do the doggy bounce You: Woof woof Stranger: You love big dick sucker You: It ain't against the law, turn your hand into a paw Stranger: I love you You: I guess you've never heard of flight of the conchords Stranger: Yes Stranger: I am man You: You speak like a Neanderthal Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: f?? You: uck no Stranger: m?? Stranger: no? Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ello Stranger: hola Stranger: asl? You: come estes You: 87/m&f/fl Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: from where? You: mi You: you Stranger: turkey You: m or f Stranger: m u? You: same You: lol Stranger: You: but im not gay soo we can end this now sorry Stranger: okey Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEY LITTLE ONE! WANT SOME CANDY? You: sure.. only if its a charelston chew You: so i can choke the fuck outta you with it Stranger: I GOT MANY SELECTION AT MY PLACE! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wow ive gotten more rep for that old english convo than ive gotten for anything else lol i appreciate it guys
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey, can i take a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas? You: awww Stranger: hehe You: asl Stranger: m You: f Stranger: good Stranger: im 18 from california You: But i have a penis still...at least untill thursday! yay! You: i cant wait You: you wanna be my first You: ?? Stranger: haha oh my Stranger: good one You: no joke You: haha good one! Stranger: tell me a good one You: a good one is good You: and one You: if not both You: than only half You: 50% or so Stranger: iderno Stranger: im pretty bored You: yea i know You: looking for some titty shots You: ? You: i got pretty big boobs and if i squish em together it looks like tittys You: i used to take pictures of em and wank it in the shower You: i pastor taught me how Stranger: titty shots? You: haha pictures of female breasteses Stranger: lol, you expect everyone on here to see em? You: Chesticles? You: yea Stranger: lol, some really lames on here You: indeed You: i smoke pot so im cool though You: and i live in a cacoon You: on my lap top Stranger: dont ever smoke hindu kush You: i have actually Stranger: ahhh shit me paranoid Stranger: haha You: lol You: yea i used to be You: you live in cali You: everone smokes You: you got medical like a mother fucker
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: it's 2 fast You: hi Stranger: Wots too fast? You: you just press a button and a person is delivered 2 your internets You: so qucikly... Your conversational partner has disconnected. wtf?
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: You will obey me! Stranger: m/f? You: f Stranger: age? You: u? Stranger: m You: 20 Stranger: 20 Stranger: can i see ur sexy photo You: yes. Stranger: http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4351/picture010p.jpg Stranger: this is mine Stranger: please send ur real pic not the fake one i have sent u the real one You: hold on let me upload it ok Stranger: ok You: Promise you wont disconnect? Stranger: i kno u r giving the fake one You: nope You: http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8643/mex.jpg Stranger: if it will be a fake one i'll disconnect You: ok You: but thats me