Hahaha fun messing with weirdos on omegle

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Pyromanic, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Stranger: free hug

    Stranger: <3

    You: shaha

    You: thanks

    You: it was lovely

    Stranger: thank youu

    Stranger: =)

    Stranger: cuddle time <3

    You: you like to smoke?

    Stranger: nope i actually hate it =(

    You: smoking pole?

    Stranger: nope

    Stranger: nothing related to smoking

    Stranger: i'm sorry

    You: cock smoker

    Stranger: cock?

    Stranger: no thank

    Stranger: s

    Stranger: iu like sucking cosk

    Stranger: cocks

    Stranger: though
     
  2. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: it ends tonight

    You: what does?

    Stranger: darkness turns to light

    Stranger: it too late to fight

    You: what are you talking about?

    Stranger: u dont know?

    You: nope. enlighten me.

    Stranger: with pleasure

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Wtf...?
     
  3. its a song lol
     
  4. It was still completely random, lol. It's All American Rejects, right? I was gonna ask, but they left me. :smoking:
     
  5. Connecting to server...

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: ı look for sex gırl :)ı am male 21

    You: im 16 f ny

    Stranger: hı

    You: hey

    Stranger: how are you

    You: wet u

    Stranger: fıne

    Stranger: where are you from

    You: ny

    You: u

    You: i want a hard vagina so bad right now

    Stranger: you have cams

    You: msn

    You: u have hard vagina?

    Stranger: ı have hard dıck

    You: no i like long hard vaginas

    You: only guys like dicks right?

    Stranger: m or f

    You: f

    Stranger: you gıve me msn

    You: only if you promise me you have a long hard vagina

    You: and you can queef

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: ı promıse

    Stranger: you gıve me adrss

    Stranger: heyy

    You: my addres is

    You: 3164 main st buffalo ny 14260

    Stranger: maıl adress

    Stranger: you gıve me maıl adress pls

    Stranger: ı want see you

    You: come to my house then

    You: im all alone

    Stranger: maybe

    You: whats your social security number?

    You: date of birth?

    You: drivers license and passport number?

    You: mothers maiden name?

    Stranger: wow

    Stranger: what do you do

    You: i am a district attorney prosecuting internet crimes

    You: you?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  6. ROFLOL! Sick ass people man...its fun to piss them off!
     
  7. Even better one:

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: hello

    You: a s l

    You: 16 f usa

    Stranger: im 18 male germany

    You: do like queefing pussies?

    Stranger: what is queefing?

    You: when a girl releases gasses through her vagina at a rapid speed

    Stranger: mh i think that can happen

    Stranger: is this something to be liked?

    You: i have seen it on south park

    You: its all the rage in usa

    You: everyone wants a girl to queef all over a guys face or dick

    Stranger: i see

    You: would you like to try a virtual one?

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: and u?

    You: well i'll be doing it to you

    You: but before we continue i must ask you a couple questions

    You: mkay?

    Stranger: yeah sure :)

    You: where are your party documents? Where are your papers? I demand to see your papers

    You: I am furher

    You: hail me

    You: PRAISE BE TO HITLER

    You: nicka
     
  8. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi there

    You: Satan loves you

    Stranger: good

    You: Do not be afraid

    Stranger: he hasnt been returning my calls since that last night we had together

    You: You mock me but soon you will see

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  9. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: you like soup?

    Stranger: can i scrape your grundle :)

    You: my grundle needs scraping

    Stranger: does it have butter in it

    You: on top it does not inside

    Stranger: can i jizz in your toes

    Stranger: just in between them

    Stranger: i hate jews

    You: CAN I GUZZLE YOUR ASS KUM

    Stranger: and ******s

    You: kikes are hte worst

    You: oh and *****s

    You: and beaners

    You: and gays

    You: should kill em all

    Stranger: i like you

    Stranger: lets have sex

    Stranger: and make babies

    Stranger: and kill them

    Stranger: by suffocation

    You: the only thing alive should be white protestants

    You: oh but what about drowning that'd be dandy

    Stranger: that would also work

    You: we'll have to have lots of kids so that we can mutilate them in different ways

    You: we can make a scrap book

    Stranger: we should start a business

    You: kill kids.org

    Stranger: i like it

    Stranger: boners

    You: has a nice ring to it

    Stranger: i have a boner

    Stranger: right now

    You: http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/463650-hahaha-fun-messing-weirdos-omegle.html

    You: haha

    Stranger: what

    You: go there now

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: fuck you

    Stranger: asshole

    You: NO GO THERE NOW STUPID ******

    You: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!]

    Stranger: my ass itches

    You: HULK SMASH!!!!

    Stranger: with boners

    You: RRAWWR

    Stranger: just so many boners

    Stranger: dicks

    Stranger: aids

    Stranger: horse shit

    Stranger: equestrian fecal matter

    You: you bore me

    You have disconnected.

    or save this log or send us feedback.
     
  10. Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: i hop whit
    You: hip hop
    You: or hop hi[
    You: hop hip*
    Stranger: hop wit
    You: hop wit paul
    Stranger: you send your whit at me expecting to trip me up or make a joke at my expense
    Stranger: and i sail over it
    You: ok
    Stranger: like a metaphorical flying fish
    You: indeed you are more intelegent than i expected
    Stranger: damn straight
    You: i sail through time, only to land on the limb of a dieing lamb!
    You: the lamb said to me
    You: "are you an angel?"
    You: i said "no my name is earl"
    You: the end
    You: now what! bitch!
    Stranger: while you sail through time i sail through rhyme
    Stranger: built upon experiences in crimes
    You: while you sail through rhyme, i smoke a dime
    Stranger: dime bich i smoke quarters
    You: i cross borders
    Stranger: i slip through minds
    Stranger: borders of thought and intelect
    Stranger: not a line in the sand
    Stranger: built by the man
    You: but what is the man?
    You: the man is only as good as his creator
    You: god? or did we create ourselves?
    You: bored a s an orb of energy in space
    You: we create this life to satisfy our "time"
    Stranger: our time?
    Stranger: all time is our time
    You: indeed latamire
    Stranger: from the begining to the end
    You: the begining? end?
    You: there is no such thing
    Stranger: with no beginning no god
    You: indeed
    Stranger: no creation
    Stranger: no world
    You: no god as we think
    Stranger: no stars or light or giraffes
    You: no bearded man in a robe watching down from a cloud
    Stranger: or oranges
    Stranger: fuck oranges man
    You: no giraffes!?!
    Stranger is typing...
     
  11. Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Do you smoke weed?
    Stranger: F/M
    You: male
    Stranger: Yes
    You: There are no girls on the internet
    You: lol
    Stranger: Yes
    You: I know I know
    Stranger: Girl
    Stranger: Brooklyn
    Stranger: Black or white
    You: I'm Canadian
    You: White
    Stranger: Black
    Stranger: You love pink pussy
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: Black pussy
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: How big
    You: No idea
    Stranger: How old
    You: If I gave you the answer in metric what would you do
    Stranger: 27
    You: 19
    You: In college
    Stranger: Eat pussy
    You: Eat cock
    Stranger: Yes
    You: Who ya gonna call?
    Stranger: No one
    You: Wrong....
    You: GHOST BUSTERS!!!
    Stranger: Horney pussy so wet
    You: Dunna nuna nuna..., nuna nuna nuna
    Stranger: I like that funny
    You: I ain't afraid of no ghost
    Stranger: I am
    You: I don't think I can respect a person who believes in ghosts
    Stranger: Do you like fucking up ass
    Stranger: I do
    You: Yeah I love it
    You: The other night I painted an ass green
    You: It kicked me in the gut
    Stranger: Wow
    Stranger: Do you love to fuck
    You: I don't love I lust
    Stranger: Doggy stlye
    You: Oh yeah!!
    You: Do the doggy bounce
    You: Woof woof
    Stranger: You love big dick sucker
    You: It ain't against the law, turn your hand into a paw
    Stranger: I love you
    You: I guess you've never heard of flight of the conchords
    Stranger: Yes
    Stranger: I am man
    You: You speak like a Neanderthal
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  12. #52 Deleted member 97913, Sep 20, 2009
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2009
    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: f??

    You: uck no

    Stranger: m??

    Stranger: no?


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    You: ello
    Stranger: hola
    Stranger: asl?
    You: come estes
    You: 87/m&f/fl
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey
    Stranger: from where?
    You: mi
    You: you
    Stranger: turkey
    You: m or f
    Stranger: m u?
    You: same
    You: lol
    Stranger: :)
    You: but im not gay soo we can end this now sorry
    Stranger: okey
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HEY LITTLE ONE! WANT SOME CANDY?
    You: sure.. only if its a charelston chew
    You: so i can choke the fuck outta you with it
    Stranger: I GOT MANY SELECTION AT MY PLACE!
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  13. Wow ive gotten more rep for that old english convo than ive gotten for anything else lol i appreciate it guys :wave:
     

  14. Rofl.

    This fucking wins.

    I've had some properly creepy ones myself, but haven't saved any.
     
  15. Haha thanks guys for the responses these are fucking hilarious.


    ... This is a hidden bump lol
     
  16. #56 wakenbake4200, Sep 21, 2009
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 4, 2009
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey, can i take a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas?
    You: awww
    Stranger: hehe
    You: asl
    Stranger: m
    You: f
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: im 18 from california
    You: But i have a penis still...at least untill thursday! yay!
    You: i cant wait
    You: you wanna be my first
    You: ??
    Stranger: haha oh my
    Stranger: good one
    You: no joke
    You: haha good one!
    Stranger: tell me a good one
    You: a good one is good
    You: and one
    You: if not both
    You: than only half
    You: 50% or so
    Stranger: iderno
    Stranger: im pretty bored
    You: yea i know
    You: looking for some titty shots
    You: ?
    You: i got pretty big boobs and if i squish em together it looks like tittys
    You: i used to take pictures of em and wank it in the shower
    You: i pastor taught me how
    Stranger: titty shots?
    You: haha pictures of female breasteses
    Stranger: lol, you expect everyone on here to see em?
    You: Chesticles?
    You: yea
    Stranger: lol, some really lames on here
    You: indeed
    You: i smoke pot so im cool though
    You: and i live in a cacoon
    You: on my lap top
    Stranger: dont ever smoke hindu kush
    You: i have actually
    Stranger: ahhh shit me paranoid
    Stranger: haha
    You: lol
    You: yea i used to be
    You: you live in cali
    You: everone smokes
    You: you got medical like a mother fucker
     
  17. Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH
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  18. Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi

    You: it's 2 fast

    You: hi

    Stranger: Wots too fast?

    You: you just press a button and a person is delivered 2 your internets

    You: so qucikly...

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    wtf?
     
  19. Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: You will obey me!
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: f
    Stranger: age?
    You: u?
    Stranger: m
    You: 20
    Stranger: 20
    Stranger: can i see ur sexy photo
    You: yes.
    Stranger: http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4351/picture010p.jpg
    Stranger: this is mine
    Stranger: please send ur real pic not the fake one i have sent u the real one
    You: hold on let me upload it ok
    Stranger: ok
    You: Promise you wont disconnect?
    Stranger: i kno u r giving the fake one
    You: nope
    You: http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8643/mex.jpg
    Stranger: if it will be a fake one i'll disconnect
    You: ok
    You: but thats me
     

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