i heard a funny pick up line today in a song that went, \"girl if you were a phone, youd still be off the hook\" ^_^ so that got me thinking, what\'s the best/worst pick up line you\'ve ever used or heard before?
Id have to say old faithful Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven. Now that is just too funny if u can ever picture saying it too someone else or haing it said to
Close to the one i was gonna say.... \" hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?\" depending upon where you hang it won\'t always catch you a smack in the face....
What\'s your name? Really, I have dog with the same name as you but she is in heat right now. How about you?
\"you have the whitest teeth i\'d ever wanna cum across\" \"you know what would look good on you? Me.\"