haha, massive shit

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  1. #1 hiimhi, Jan 3, 2011
    I remember this from a few years ago;

    I was playing poker at a friends place with a bunch of friends, and I had to take a MASSIVE SHIT and the dude hosting the poker tournament was known to have a really weak stomach...
    Well I let everyone know my littler secret that I had to take a huge shit when host was outside on the phone, I had eaten a few burritos prior and drank some milk, so this shit was going to STINK.

    Everyone got in on it, and told me to be sure not to flush;

    well, a huge shit later, I come out with a grin on my face and nod to my friend who was going to take his shit next.

    I didn't flush.

    Friend completes his shit, walking out with a grin on his face....

    We all kept quiet, waiting in hopes for him to use the toilet, (I closed the lid when I was done)


    everyone slowly went into the bathroom to check out my and my friends mayhem that had ensued prior; I think he caught on to that everyone was using the bathroom and coming out of there with an odd grin on there face..


    He exclaimed, "deal me out guys, I have to take a shit"

    He walks away, everyone [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]


    All the sudden we hear "Oh my gooobleeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh"

    He fucking threw up!!![​IMG]
    Was an AMAZING site to see, him purging into the toilet and purging again just because of the smell he had to endure from puking into the toilet, causing him to puke again....

    Needless to say, all of us laughing, and him being completely embarrassed, we all had to leave.

    Was fucking amazing:wave:
     
  2. #2 Floyd Pepper, Jan 3, 2011
    You and your friends sound like a bunch of anal beads.
     
  3. #3 hiimhi, Jan 3, 2011

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  4. #4 Deleted member 208013, Jan 3, 2011
    So, wait, are you and your friends the massive shits?
     
  5. #5 ausmanwoah, Jan 3, 2011
    Thats almost as hilarious as the time I took a picture of my shit and made it my mom's computer's wallpaper in like eigth grade.

    SHE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO CHANGE BECAUSE IT IS A COMPUTER AND SHE IS A WOMAN!
     
  6. #6 Royksopp, Jan 3, 2011
    :laughing: poor guy, that sucks. Bathroom must have smelled so bad.
     
  7. #7 pausedtoker, Jan 3, 2011
    That shits hella funny dude hahaha i just smoked a bowl and just the thought of that dude throwing up on like 3 piles of shit just cracks me up hahahaha lol.
     
  8. #8 Floyd Pepper, Jan 3, 2011
    Ugh that is gross.
     
  9. #9 clos3tgrow3r, Jan 3, 2011
    i used to have friends like you

    theyre all dead now

    :laughing:















    .....:hide:
     
  10. #10 Deleted member 208013, Jan 3, 2011

    Cue awkward silence
     
  11. #11 clos3tgrow3r, Jan 3, 2011
    ..........
     
  12. #12 Mental, Jan 3, 2011
    *cough*
     
  13. #13 Gumbo, Jan 3, 2011
    That's pretty weird. I would just take your word for it.
     
  14. #14 Keifer Suthrlnd, Jan 3, 2011
    sounds like the time my roommate in college took a shit then went in the shower and forgot to flush. we had a lil sesh in the bathroom and when i went to kick the bowl i was greeted by the biggest brown anaconda i have ever seen.


    to get even i told his girlfriend there was somethin weird in toilet and shut the lid. the anaconda got her too
     
  15. #15 ColonOnTheCob, Jan 3, 2011
    Should've upper-decked it my friend.
     
  16. #16 The BluntMan, Jan 4, 2011
    Now that's just goin' too far... :cool:
     
  17. #17 TheRealPurp, Jan 4, 2011
    hahahhahaa i have never LOLed so hard off somethign i read on the internet...well played sir hahaha
     
  18. #18 DaiLLeSTeL, Jan 4, 2011
    lmfao that was hilarious.
     
  19. #19 MastaSkunk, Jan 4, 2011
    I probably wouldn't agree to shit on top of two other piles of shit. That's just me, though.
     
  20. #20 Ska and Bake, Jan 4, 2011
    :confused:
     
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