http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/27895/Airport_Security_And_A_Vibrator_Down_Your_Pants I can't belive this guy did this
that's awesome! I hate flying only been on a plane twice, and both times was searched with all the bullshit, guess I'm a sketchy kid?
man I was almost fucked the last time I flew. I accidentally brought my dugout with me, I must have unconsciously put it back into my pocket before I left since I ALWAYS have it on me. I didn't realize i still had it until I was emptying my pockets to go through the metal detectors. I was panicing knowing that I would be apprehended if I left the line but knew that it looked incredibly suspicious to put something in my bag. I ended up kneeling down pretending to untie my shoes meanwhile unconspicuously putting my dugout into my carry-on. Some-fucking-how, no one seemed to notice. They did stop the screener at my bag, but allowed it through after 10 seconds or so. I was sweating bullets and couldn't believe I got through. I did hide it better on the way back. The return trip happened the day before the liquid ban on flights. I know I would have been caught if I flew out there then.