Had an Extremely embarrising moment today

Discussion in 'General' started by UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011.

  1. It was horrible, but funny from a different point of view.

    I was hanging with some Mexican friends and a very attractive Mexican girl. I was siting right by her chatting with everyone in a van and just scimming through stuff on my iPod. That's when she asks to see it.

    As she's browsing YouTube I told her that I've been working on my Spanish. I asked her to help me say delight in Spanish but she said she didn't know. (some things are complicated in that language I guess) anyway, she gets on safari and goes to the web adress and types in the letter t. Immediately all these porn sites pop up.

    "YouPorn - Cindy gets her asshole packed!"

    "YouPorn - African amateur swallows cum.

    "YouPorn - Asian"

    She saw it then acted like she didn't when I realized I still had porn on there and tried to take the phone. She didn't mention anything but it got pretty awkward.

    Lol, and that's my story. No cool story bros
     
  2. I hope you didn't plan on dating her.
     
  3. Porn watching 101: always clear history.
     
  4. #4 UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011
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    Not really. I had a HUGE crush on her years ago. I still have some feelings for her. But, when you see her start to fuck around with other guys and you yourself fuck around with other girls, all you can say is times are changing
     
  5. Shoulda looked straight in her eyes and said....

    "Wanna come over and watch a movie?"


    Confront the awkwardness by being a straight up boss.
     
  6. i only recently realised firefox url bar brings up suggestions from bookmarks. and loads or links about growing weed were coming up when people used my laptop. i never realised cause i clear my history before giving it to them so i'm over relaxed. also i never type urls in, just use google.

    when i realised i changed it, but its scary i had hidden all those bookmarks within folders so you'd never come across them, but firefox was cataloguing it for them.

    dunno who's seen stuff..
     
  7. #7 UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011
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    I would've but shes not that type. Haha this was only an hour ago too lol. But anyway, it wouldve been even more awkward when she would've said no. Plus the guys would judge me for that one.

    But yea, if she says anything I
    Just gonna say I'm a man plus some of them are funny. Still though, I felt a lil humiliate when I saw the shock on her face. God damn history an god damn weird porn names
     
  8. #8 Flonkas, May 5, 2011
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    Exactly. Either that or make a joke about yourself. Almost always kills humiliation.
     
  9. #9 UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011
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    Idk, the feeling I got was horrible. When I look at his from a bystanders point of view I laugh, from her point of view Id get creeped out or be like wtf.
     
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    sorry I had to do it. I told myself I'd only do it if I found a really rad poster. But that would definitely have been awkward as shit. You should have said something about it for sure. Not talking about it is always worse and its not like chicks don't watch porn.
     
  11. #11 Flonkas, May 5, 2011
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    You might be misinterpreting her view.

    Every guy watches porn, everyone knows it. It's really not creepy man.
     
  12. No big deal bro. I would have just been like, "excuse my porno, I've been lonely. Anyways...:smoke:"
     
  13. #13 UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011
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    Yes but I honestly think this girl doesn't watch it or masturbate or have any sexual thoughts or anything. Then again, I've seen her with other guys. Idk. I was just angry at my phone. She types in the letter T for translator and YouPorn pops up with shit about Africans eating cum.

    Some girls just look like they have no sexual interest at all
     
  14. you should have said something like

    "they weren't as good they sounded"

    or something like that
     

  15. coming from a badass smoking teenage mutant ninja turtle...youd be a fool not to listen:bongin:
     
  16. shoulda whipped your dick out right there
     
  17. #17 UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011
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    Haha in a van next to 3 other guys???
     
  18. [quote name='Some girls just look like they have no sexual interest at all[/QUOTE']

    But they really do...or they just don't know it yet. haha Sometimes those girls turn out to be crazy.
     
  19. yes. first dick out has the greatest chance of getting wet
     
  20. #20 UltimateTweaker, May 5, 2011
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    And why's that????
     

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