Yesterday and today are my two days off this week, as normal. So the day went great: took this girl out I'm interested in, had a nice lunch at the sushi bar then watched Limitless (Great movie, if you haven't seen it.) and then the beach for a bit. Smoked the whole time, ended up getting it in (not the first time with her at all) and then she decided it was time to split. About this time, it 11, maybe 11:30pm. Great, so I grind up some nugs and roll a nice strawberry white owl to chief on. I'm sitting there on my front porch just smoking, texting a few people, trying to salvage what is left of a seemingly abysmal night. I put my phone away after sending a few last-ditch messages and take a long drag off the blunt. I see lights and realize my next door neighbor is about to pull up. Cool. She's sexy, brunette, slim, probably 5'4, 5'5. We always have the smoothest conversations, good chemistry, nice body language, etc. but nothings ever really popped off before. Her room mate is usually always there, and she's chill (and quite cute, herself as well) but it's always been on a friendly basis because I was good friends with her boyfriend who used to live there until they broke up. So she gets out of her car and notices me, and invites me over. Says she's getting ready but I should come take a few shots with her while she does so. My imaginative gears instantly start grinding. "For sure, be there in a sec." I finish my smoke, then head over. I'll admit, I was looking fresh. Not to brag or boast but I just got done hitting up the polo store, new cologne, diesel jeans, AF1. Yezr. I get inside, she looks great, I let her know. She thanks me politely, returns the compliment. hug. Then we head to the kitchen. She was making nice strong drinks the night before so I start joking about her excellent bar tending skills, she was loving that shit. I quit smoking cigarettes on January 1st, she knows this, but I always go out with her when she goes when we drink together like this. So we are out on her porch, drinking. She is smoking, looking absolutely beautiful. I hate cigarettes, the taste of them, all that. But this girl just entranced me. So we're going through the motions, she is telling me about her day/her friends/her boss/her life etc, we trade stories about random things based upon wherever the next conversational tangent leads - and it is bliss. Eventually, we get to the topic of sex. She says "Something about men your age, so eager to please." then silence. I respond "...always. Seems like the should always be a top priority." The whole time we've been talking, we've been edging closer and closer. Then, our faces are inches apart. She licks her lips so I go in. We start making out. She puts her legs around my waist and I grab her chair and bring her in close. I bite her lip a little, she bites mine a lot. She starts giving me the rub down treatment so I start massaging her legs, making my way towards her vagina. Then it's really on. After making out for like 5 minutes, I'm fingering her. At one point, she stops kissing me and lies back in her chair (still on the front porch, now at like 1 am) legs still around me and is just staring at me while I'm doing my thing. Her head keeps falling back, but then she grabs me by the collar and we start making out again, now grinding. She asks me if I want to go inside in between bites and kisses. I don't respond, just pick her up, holding her belt still making out - and head into the bedroom. From there we lay down, strip and get to it. Added highlight: I woke up this morning, walked next door, to my house, smoked the roach from the night before and got blazed, then passed back out in my own bed.
fuck yeah bro, thats what im talkin bout, shoulda got the roomie in on that shit too. now you got some neighborhood pussy to fuck wit, even better that shes right next door. WherezMyLighter, you a cool motha fucker. +rep for bein on that G shit, hahah now all i need is me some neighborhood pussy..
Damn you're one smooth mother fucker. Anyway This, my friends, is a step-by-step guide to getting laid.
What a lovely evening OP! I also ended up having sex with my neighbor down the hall a while back, slightly inspired by a similar story my Dad had recently told me. After coming back from the bars with my friends one night she came knocking on the door. I had only met her once before and got the impression that she was that kind of girl. Late 20's blonde, nice curves, loves to drink and go out, talked about friends turning 30 and starting families and shit. She had a good, fun personality, invited my friend and I for breakfast after the first drunken encounter, no sex that night, but I remember thinking it was a definite possibility in the future. So she comes randomly knocking on my door at 2:30AM in a new dress that she was showing off that night. She must've been coming in after a night of drinking herself and heard my friends and I making noise. We proceed to smoke and have some drinks, she ran back to get some bottles of wine, and was hanging out late like she had something else in mind. As daybreak gets closer, she decides to call it a night and soon after I walk two of my friends out. Her apartment is situated right by the entrance of the building so I walk by her door and knock on it. She calls out drunken and tired, “who is it,” like she didn't know, and I yell out, “it's your neighbor.” She stumbles to the door and peaks her head out so she is hiding her body behind the door. I mumble something and push on the door a little bit and she says, “you just wanna come in cuz I'm naked.” I say, “so...” and let myself in closing the door behind. As we began to make out in the dark, I realize that she is in fact butt naked and I start to rub my hands all over her body. I love finding out what girls are concealing0 under all their layers. I prefer smaller perky breast, but she had some surprisingly shapely D cups. Then she stops and says, “No, no, I can't do it.” Ok, fine, I knew to stop and just let myself out. I get back in my apartment and am adjusting my eyes to the light. I was quite fucked up after a long night of drinking, but was just waiting to hear that knock. My boy is passed out cold and I am sitting in silence for what must have been only a couple minutes and then I hear the knock. I open the door and she is in some sexy tight pajamas and she grabs me and pulls me down the hall to her place. It really is a great memory, like my own porno moment you dream about as a kid. Everyone has them, or will at some point, and knows what I'm talking about. Anyways we went straight to her bed and she stripped down without saying a word. Fun times for sure and the next morning my buddy didn't even know I was gone after I shook him awake. He was still very drunk, left in a hurry, and I realized that fuck pissed my couch. It was an interesting night indeed.
M-M-M-Megapost! Hahaha... this post is so funny. I have to use part of it for my sig. lol. But thanks. I'd definitely been wanting to hit it up for a while, I think this was just one of those things overdue for a long time. My life's theme song? How nice of you to suggest! With special VIP guest appearences by my boy David in my thread? What's goooooood You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you.