Had a bad day?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by RMJL, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. I'm not so sure how true it is but it's funny. :)

    And now for the lighter, yet stupider, side of life...

    This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident
    in Minnesota:

    A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500
    and has $560 monthly payments.

    He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course
    all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake
    with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They
    drive out onto the lake ice and get ready.

    Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area
    for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In
    order to make a hole large enough to look like something
    a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it's going
    to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So,
    out of the back of the new Navigator truck comes a stick
    of dynamite with a short, 40-second fuse.

    Now, these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration
    that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at
    a location far from where they are standing (and from the
    new Navigator truck), and they don't want to take the risk
    of slipping on the ice when they run from the lit dynamite
    fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast.
    They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite as far
    away as they can.

    Remember a couple of sentences back when I mentioned the
    vehicle, the guns, and the dog?? Let's talk about the dog:
    It's a highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING.
    Especially well trained at retrieving things thrown by the
    owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of
    doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite
    with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the

    The two men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what
    to do now. The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the
    guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is
    loaded with #8 birdshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black
    Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but
    continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still
    standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified,
    thinking these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes
    off to find cover -- under the brand new Navigator truck.
    The men continue to yell as they run away. The exhaust
    pipe on the truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops
    the dynamite under the truck, and takes off after his master.

    Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks to the
    bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two
    idiots standing there with this "I can't believe this
    happened" look on their faces. The insurance company says
    that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives

    He still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month

    - And you thought your day was not going well?

  2. i've had run extreme run ins with bad luck latly, but i have to say... for this poor guy... it takes the cake...

    i feel bad for the doggy though, he was just doing what he was trained to do....awwww...:)
  3. I know...when I first read it all I could think about was that dumb ass shooting at the poor puppy! My dog would run for the dynamite, more than likely, but then he'd go into his spread eagle stance and bark and growl at it...until it went KABOOM, of course.

  4. Yeah,,, he's a dope... lettin the poor speedy pretty puppyget hurt an all....

    an if it were my hound...lol

    he'd chase and most likely eat... prob before the fuse went out to.....talk about heart burn...:D
  5. ha ha ha lol ha ha ha
  6. Hahaha...reminds me of the police officer in Ukraina (read it on darwinawards) who got so pissed at a recrute that he threw a handgranade at him. The policeman's dog thought they were playing fetch....
  7. I read that in the first Darwin Awards. It said confirmed by Darwin so I think its true.
  8. I need to meet these guys... Sounds like my kind of luck!!!!

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