So yesterday evening i smoked a fat blunt and then went online to video chat with my bud matt, who doesnt smoke [hes cool with it tho]. anyway, also in the video chat is his friend taylor who lives in canada [irrelevant]. taylor is kind of a whore and is very hot, and has sent matt "erotic" pictures of herself via email or aim or something, and a coupla months ago, he sent them to me after he made me swear i wouldnt show them to anyone else or talk about them. anyway, us 3 are video chatting, and this girl taylor, shes a huge bitch, right, and im blazed as fuck, and i kind of forget that im video chatting. i get super horny, so i drop my pants and start jerking off to the pictures. i forget that theyre there and can see me, and im really getting into it. the funniest part is, when i was climaxing, i started to realise they were there, but i didnt care at that point [in for a penny, in for a pound]. and to top it all off, without realising she was right there, i say to my friend matt "dude, those pictures of that whore are REALLY hot. sure did do the trick." then i look up at the video chat window and i see taylor with this disgusted shocked look and matt just facepalming. shit was EPIC.
haha oh my god that's awkward! that's like when i was 16 and i thought i had the house to myself because my parents were dropping my sister off at school early for a play and i started playing a porno and jerking it with the volume on max and in reality only my dad drove her to school and my mom was just sleeping in the next room... +rep for that making my day with it's hilariousness.
you jacked off in a video chat while your friend and someone else watched? holy shit how weird/perverted are you..
haha i was so high i didnt even realise they were there cause i had there volume thing kinda low cause i was originally listening to music. i was actually kinda pissed because they let me go on like that for a while without saying anything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I seriously cant beleive that shit!! Thank God for creating weed, without which we'd never have these stories...
i have 4 buddies laughing their asses off right now next to me haha. congrats for not giving a fuck man!