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Guys I'm way too stoned.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010.

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  1. #1 Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010
    I can't stop my fucken eyes from moving, does this happen to you? like they jump to the blue links on grasscity, and they follow the cursor whenever I move it, what the hell am I supposed to do about this?
     
  2. #2 kgbvax, Mar 21, 2010
    Turn on some music, sit back, and enjoy the show. :smoking:

    After 4 back-to-back bowls in my bong my monitor starts bending when I look at single spots too long hahaha.
     
  3. #3 JollyStoner, Mar 21, 2010
    You're supposed to play some music and take it easy my friend. Staring at the screen is gonna tire out your eyes late at night.
     
  4. #4 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    This is what annoys me, people who toke, who answer their own questions while having a freak out. I can't keep my eyes still, what should I do? Well your eyes are wanting stimulation, so give it to them. Watch a movie, play video games.
     
  5. #5 Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010
    you guys are fucking genius. Okay, try this one. I can't find the cups, what do I do?
     
  6. #6 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    drink straight from the bottle.
     
  7. #7 Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010
    All I have is milk, and there's all that crusty shit on it, and honestly? I'm not touching my lips to that, plus i wanna dip my cookies. lifes a fucking puzzle.
     
  8. #8 JollyStoner, Mar 21, 2010
    Cookies and tap water it is then.
     
  9. #9 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    If you can rationalize that life is a puzzle you can find the cups, and if you can't find the cups but want to bitch about milk crust. Then either you aren't thirsty enough yet or you just need to look where the cups usually are.
     
  10. #10 Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010
    they're fucking gone, man.
     
  11. #11 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    Well if you live with room mate, kick your roomates doors in and get the fucking cups back (my problem)(, if you live with your parents quit being a lazy bitch and do some dishes.
     
  12. #12 Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010
    parents. so what am I going to do about the fact that i dunno where the fucking dishes are. construction caused all my goods to be scattered.
     
  13. #13 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    find a bathtub, pour the milk in, strip, get in, enjoy dipping cookies.
     
  14. #14 Umbrä, Mar 21, 2010
    Thanks for your help.
     
  15. #15 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    I do what I can.
     
  16. #16 kgbvax, Mar 21, 2010
    Just use a bowl!
     
  17. #17 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    what's wrong with the bathtub?
     
  18. #18 Pulp, Mar 21, 2010
    Smoke some more weed?
     
  19. #19 GOLA, Mar 21, 2010
    That's what put him in the deboggle in the first place. Lack of preperation before toking.
     
  20. #20 Pulp, Mar 21, 2010
    Watch some porn? Seriously...
     
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