Guide to smoking in your local park

We all know the park is the place to be for many fun activities, some of which aren't particularly legal

So I decided to help you new guys out, because when your new a park is a easily accessible spot, many fun things to do, and if you follow these rules, it can be safe.

Parks are great for smoking weed if you know a few basics.

Rule Number 1, is never more than 3 people, trust me, it will attract attention of police, park officials, and any other brown noses. A large group of people will be followed if the park is known for caught smokers.

That leads to rule Number 2, know when to smoke at the park. The best time I have found it within the hour of sundown or sunrise. It is dark enough that you can be seen less easy, but its not too late in the night where cops start doing runs to catch the other people smoking later on into the night. When you do smoke, I really urge the use of small joints or a spoon. I personally use a spoon, that way you can pack little 2 hit bowls and if in the event you get spooked, just put it in your pocket with your thumb over the bowl. When you do smoke, PLEASE do it quick and inconspicuous. If you're with people, do not pass the bowl while it is lit to take separate hits, instead, finish your bowl, then when you're sure no one can see you, pass it directly to the person's pocket, not to their head. Passing it to someone while it is still lit extremely sketch because someone seeing that movement to our mouths will know what you're up to. Also, when lighting and smoking, do not make a circle to gawk or some shit, it attracts unneeded attention, and it also harshes my mellow with all these people up in my grill.

The last rule is the rule of location, not to obvious, not too stealthy. I know it sounds dumb when I say "not too stealthy", but here's a fact. In my park, there is a backwoods section with little foot trails (like for bikers and walkers) that is pretty far away from most people, and you can see alot of small dug outs and paths which lead to openings for smoking and drinking (there's beer cans all over from kids and such), great fucking spot right? I mean, it's got a fucking log to sit on too! That's where you're wrong. The police find these spot every week and unless you make your own spot, the cops will roll in on you during your session. What I recommend is taking a bike trail or small road that is uncommonly frequented, but it wouldn't be too suspect if you were seen walking through. Also, if shit does hit the fan, you have 2 ways out, back or forward if you're up for it (I juked a cop once when I got spotted because I brought 4 people ). If you choose to sit down, try going up on a hill, facing away from the road, but watch your back, or since only you are smoking the current bowl load, have one of your buddies check the road ahead.

When you're done smoking, chill for 5 minutes where you are, then casually leave, taking a commonly trafficked road, but stick to the trails, don't cut accross fields and such as it looks as though you came from a unfrequented location aka "Those damn kids were smokin that buddha and are jetting".

Follow these basic rules, and I guarantee with a bit of common sense, you will make it through the night without incident.

First guide here, rep appreciated, and if any suggestions come up, I will be sure to add them.

Happy Nature Toking

 

Haha man I never followed these rules for like 4 months, but after a few close calls, I decided to make some rules to follow and thought I'd share em.