This is for any new people who are looking to experiment with marijuana for the first time. Here are some basic tips on starting the use of marijuana. 1. Methods - The joint .. a common method that involves rolling crushed marijuana into a cigarette-like smokable item. - The bong .. slowly becoming a more popular method in the 21st century, the bong consists of a conic tube with marijuana packed cup on one end. - The pipe - commonly called a "bowl", this method uses a tobacco pipe filled with marijuana. - The blunt - a big brother to the joint, this method involves using cigar paper to make a rather large smokable object. Often used in large groups. 2. Slang (in no particular order) - Weed, pot, reefer, cannabis (not actually slang), ganja, cheech n' chong, herb, grass (60's term), hemp, wacky tabacky, dope, dank, shwagg, skunk, (last 2 are potencies) (last one is term) 3. What to expect - see shit - find urself walking through barley fields with ur good buddy talking about rock and roll - think about flowers and rainbows if u are listening to jimi hendrix - feel the need for chocolate and other sweet items - feel dryness throughout the mouth and throat - feel mild fatigue and/or groginess - be interested in C-SPAN - make up metaphors and brilliant quotes such as: (a few of my own) "It doesn't matter where we're going, cause we're gonna get there anyway", and, "Isn't dreaming just living with your eyes closed?" THE END I am really.... really.... really..... stooooned. so I thought that would be funny but now I realize it just makes me look like a moron who is trying to be funny. **no offense to anyone with an IQ below 75) SHIIIT. I"M SO SORRY>>> i am going to feel like a fool when i wake up tomorrow and see that i wrote this.