Gross me out the door

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Medicine Al, May 20, 2008.

  1. I just had a mental picture of John McCain, starring as the antiquitous assman Cap'n Stabbin, in our national politcal orgy, slapping America's heiney and calling us a whore, riding our cornholes to the polls then, in a sleazefest of anal compromising and backdoor politicking and ignominous republican sex/gore/war/whoredom, rimming the hole cun-try before shooting a jihad jizzwad, a predator drone dildo firing semenal nuclear loads across the face of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

    Its time to select the next dickhead to star in the national porno we call "electiontime."

    Anyone else think we're about to get the role of the submissive bottom in a political S&M feature?
     
  2. Jesus, remind me to stay away from the polls when I go to Seattle....
     
  3. lol you're cute.
     
  4. That was very weird.
    lol.
     
  5. damn...thats kinda creative...yet gross dude
     
  6. ?????????? :D Ewwwwwwww, gross!
    McCain is trying to swirl his penis in my brain, like a swizzle stick in a cheap cocktail! Help!!!!!
     
  7. You perv..:D
     
  8. SING TO THE TUNE OF " The SPIDERMAN Theme".;)

    "John McCain, Old Ass Mayne
    Fucked our dads for his buddy's gain...

    Sells US out, for a price
    Mickey Mouse, thinks he's nice!

    Hey there, here cums the John McCain!

    John McCain, Perv old mayne
    Sticks his prong in your anal brain

    Shoots his wad, Takes his wipe
    Removes the evidence of your plight!

    To him...

    We're just a toy to sell out
    A fuck doll he can throw out!

    Here Cums the OLD ASS MAYNE!!!!!!!!!"

    I am implying that John McCain does viagra, and when he does viagra, he just wants to do this...


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=5_5sQyHnbY4

    Are you ready to be Isabella Rossellini, America?
     

  9. lolol I totally remember captain stabbin :smoke:
     
  10. Your truly disturbed.
     
  11. And you're not?
     
  12. LMFAO I can't believe this stuff grosses people out...

    Seriously people if you want to be grossed out;

    Lemon Party, Meatspin, Tubgirl, 2girls1cup, /b/, etc

    So far the only thing that's truly disturbed me was watching a horse get castrated by a power drill o_O
     
  13. ^^^ i must have missed that last one lol
     
  14. Lol, I don't know if the video is even still circulating because I saw it about 2-3 years ago. Basically the used a powerdrill spinning at full speed to rip off the testicles... twas quite disturbing... lol go search and you might be able to find it. Not for the faint of heart obviously
     
  15. Your right, nothing really gross about it at all.

    Nothing at all gross about John McCain's candidacy.

    If you like to be abused. And being lied to. And tied up in red white and blue ribbons and having your face pushed into the pillow of depression, while the swollen cock of the M.I.C. continues to ravage the already strained budgetary rectum of the country it so gleefully rapes, for four more years of enforced torture, rendition, and most important of all, four more years of increased military spending!

    - "The thought of [McCain] being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He is erratic. He is hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me." -- Senator Thad Cochran of Mississippi, who has known McCain for 35 years.

    Some people find the idea of peace gross. They are the ones in power now. Some people like to watch cows get their balls ripped off with a drill.

    I've been watching John McCain get away with fucking everyone for so long now, that he seems like Ron Jeremy to me, a porn star who should have retired long ago, but he's become so familiar to everyone that they forget that he's a GIANT DICKHEAD!( Not Ron Jeremy, has just has one)

    My apologies to Ron Jeremy, he might be a professional assfucker, but he doesn't belong in McCain's league. This guy's a superstar!
     

  16. We are all disturbed in one way or another. It wasn't an insult or nothing that hasn't been said allready in this thread. Relax, its not an attack.
     
  17. You know... I'd love to just argue away at this post. It's mostly opinion about who you don't want for president, but I'm just so sick of the bullshit I read. So I'm not gonna make any real points, I'm just gonna say it's opinion and it's bullshit. That's coming from a democrat/Obama supporter.
     
  18. Thanks for the non-argument, since the point of this thread is to be as absurd as possible in my portrayal of the neocon political machine, not really to be argumentative anyway.

    Theatre of the absurd requires nothing but controversy, and our national elections are becoming an increasingly absurd yet pornographic controversy game. Election by denegration, rather than by integration of all valid points.

    It's become open season on logic and principles, and if you think what I'm saying is a serious, rather than opinion based piece, then you may have missed the point. As always, remember it is said for entertainment purposes only.


    And again, my apologies to Ron Jeremy, I didn't mean to make fun of your dickhead.:D:wave:
     
  19. I gotta Bump this one for the coming Cumvention.

    Johnny "The Wadd" McCain has a partner, say hello to your new VP Milfy McCumstain, ready to slap her boobies around the national peckers, all swollen with viagra and pride, shoving feminism back into the dark ages, and showing us that both sexes are capable of insulting your intelligence!

    This is one saucy Oil shill, she'll slick your rear and drive her derrick shaped dildo into your pre greased off shore brothel for an orgy of profit that would make Exxon blush!

    And I hear she does it with a double header pipeline, giving it to all the boys with Hummers and Hand jobs for the corporations of the willing!

    Bush is jealous that he only got to play with an ugly Dick, and McCain is going to do America as a threesome! (only petroleum based lubricants please!)
     
  20. Your first post had me rollin dude... Love this thread :D
     

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