Greeting Earthlings

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Roger Smith, Aug 5, 2011.

  1. My name is Roger Smith. I was born in AD 410 on an unnamed planet, but was tricked into going to Earth to be the "Decider" of the human fate, but was really just a crash test dummy. Since then, i have partaken in many American historic events.

    I invented Disco music, I was a member of the Miracle on Ice 1980 US Olympic Mens Hockey Team, I drove Phyllis Diller to 2 of her first 3 abortions in the 60's, I was Jerry Lewis's tailor who gave him the idea for the MDA telethon (which he took full credit for), I was responsible for Notorious BIG's death, and i invented Jar Jar Binks for George Lucas for Star Wars Episode One, The Phantom Menace.

    All sarcasm aside, i am a daily toker who loves American Dad. :D
  2. hahahahaha ive been watching american dad allllll day ha=D

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