Grasscity presents: Real men of genius (real men of genius). Today we salute you, Mr. Pot Smoker You light up that joint with a lighter that once belonged to someone else (who stole my lighter??) While most people worry about the fat content of a Big Mac, you proudly eat 3 after one session (i got the munchies). People shouldn't drive drunk, but you've mastered steering with your knees while you hit your pipe (watch out for that deer!). People may honk at you at a stop sign, but you know it hasn't turned green yet (get the hell off the road). So roll another blunt, Mr. Pot Smoker, because you and your friends keep Pizza Hut in business (Ooooh, Mr. Pot Smoooker). Sorry guys, I heard the commercial and couldn't help myself, sorry it sucks. And all the parenthases are the guy that sings in the background.
lol so true. also steering with knee while rolling a blunt. and the stop sign! ahh...i've done something cl ose to it millions of times. i flat out stop at flashing red-lights and wait for them to turn green. it usually takes me a few minutes to finally figure it out and go lol.
sometimes while smoking blunts i steer with the knees, also ashing blunts can cause problems on smaller winding roads..
i love those Budweiser "real men of genius" commercials, haha.. i read it in the tune, sounded pretty good!
No, that wasn't a commercial. hehe. I wrote it cause I was high. Once upon a time I wrote poetry. Now I write pot commercials. Oh well. BTW, I am no way affiliated with Pizza Hut or Budweiser.
Couldda fooled me, great job on the parody tho. They're fun to write sometimes. I'd give you K+/rep but i gotta spread it around before giving to you again.... lame....
I don't remember seeing these budweiser commercials..can anyone link me to some? This is funny though
LMAO!! Good one AppalledWithMe! I love it and can so picture the guy's voice from the Budweiser commercials saying it. Great stuff!