Got some Questions.

1: Were are a few good places to smoke outside? Inside is out of the question, still got parents and all . I was thinking about going behind a building at my local park, but im still not 100% sure.
anywhere that isnt sketch, haha i know this sounds like not a good answer but just think about it when your there

2: How much weed should I smoke my first time? I'm not really looking to get super high my first time or anything. But, I don't want to waste weed and not get a good high. (And about how much does enough weed for 1-2 smokes cost)?
your first time i would say a bowl should do you well(unless your not inhaling) and it depends on how much you smoke each sesh and what kind of weed you buy(Please just buy dank)
3: What should I do as far as the smell of weed on your clothes, skins etc.? I plan on taking my jacket off, and taking some gum, hand sanitizer, and maybe some strong smelling sweets or a soda or something.
If your smoking out side you will air out fairly quick as long as no one blows on your or anything

4: Also, about how long does the weed smell stick around? I don't want to go into my house smelling like weed.
not to long

5: About how long does a normal high last? Don't wana go into my house high either
for me, usually about 2-3 hours( i try to smoke only 1-2 times a day to keep tolerance low)
6: Should I take a friend with me? Ive talked to a dude about it, and he's down with it and all. He's smoked weed once before. He also smokes about 1-2 cig's a week, but I don't like cigarettes, so I try and get him not to smoke one while I'm around
Yes, i would recommend smoking with someone else your first time, maybe even someone of is already a toker so they can help you out!

Anyway, have fun!

 

answer to 1. do not smoke on gov't property ie parks, or on school property...just walk up and down ur street with a jay..2. get an eighth ur first time or a half eight. sometimes ppl wont want to sell halves. An eighter should produce 3 1.0 gram joints proudly with a batty left over....4. Dont act or look high and u will be good to go my mom is a teacher..trust me i was like k9 sniffed my whole life..5) can depend on the vessel used and the bud itself. Usually 1-4 hours (4 hrs being some killer brownies or somefin) probably intense for an hour in ur case and it will fade...6) friends are awesome to get hi with..duh. If he has connections he smokes so he will know what to do. Just sit tight, put ur seatbelt on and enjoy the ride we call the high life..(and no not Miller)

 

your first time i would say a bowl should do you well(unless your not inhaling) and it depends on how much you smoke each sesh and what kind of weed you buy(Please just buy dank)

^^^exactly as this guy said. Dont waste ur time with shit nug

 

best place is at a friends house, behind your house, or in the woods or someones car. as far as the smell on your clothes dont worry about it if you want spray axe or whatever. weed doesnt stick to clothes as much as tobacco you will be okay. depending on how much you do it can be up to 3 hours, some people dont even get high for their first time so make sure you inhale, and yeah get a friend to smoke with you.

good luck.

 

1: Find somewhere secluded where people never go. Ask your friends for their spots.

2: Get one gram ($20) and make sure you know how to inhale and you will be fine.

3: Don't get carried away and paranoid with the smell. Most people don't notice and don't care. Smelling like massive amounts of axe is more suspicious then faintly smelling like weed. (Assuming you won't be carrying more than a gram on you)

4: It doesn't stay THAT long. It should vanish within a hour, as long as you use a small quantaty and stay outside.

5: Anywhere from 10 minutes to 4 hours. Your first time would prob. last around a hour.

6: Yes. Always try to not smoke alone. It is just depressing.

 

1: Were are a few good places to smoke outside? Inside is out of the question, still got parents and all . I was thinking about going behind a building at my local park, but im still not 100% sure.
If it's possible where you live, go in the woods. behind buildings people might see you and whatever. woods are chill or a friends house

2: How much weed should I smoke my first time? I'm not really looking to get super high my first time or anything. But, I don't want to waste weed and not get a good high. (And about how much does enough weed for 1-2 smokes cost)? Since few people get high their first time i would say 1/2 gram to a gram would be plenty.a dimebag ($10) should last 2 smokes, definatly one.

3: What should I do as far as the smell of weed on your clothes, skins etc.? I plan on taking my jacket off, and taking some gum, hand sanitizer, and maybe some strong smelling sweets or a soda or something.
do all that stuff but,^^^what the dude above me said is pretty true

4: Also, about how long does the weed smell stick around? I don't want to go into my house smelling like weed. 40min-1hour.

5: About how long does a normal high last? Don't wana go into my house high either. 1-2andahalf hours usually at the end of your high you can at least act normal around your parents for a few minutes.

6: Should I take a friend with me? Ive talked to a dude about it, and he's down with it and all. He's smoked weed once before. He also smokes about 1-2 cig's a week, but I don't like cigarettes, so I try and get him not to smoke one while I'm around.
I would definatly bring a friend. I would recommend one who knows what hes doing so he can guide you

HAPPY TOKES

oh btws..water bottle bongs work better than apples in my expirience

 

Well, people say u dont get high ur first time, but the people that say this are the people that have no idea what the hell they are doing. Your first step should be to learn HOW to smoke...i still see so many people that have no idea what you are doing. The point is to inhale the smoke all the way into your lungs and hold it in until it disappates into your lungs, it shouldnt take longer than about 7 or 8 seconds. Another thing i see people do is waste a tON OF WEED, they think that the bigger hit they take, the higher they will be, this is NOT AT ALL TRUe, its about quality, not quantity. Make sure that you dont take a hit that you are just going to cough up, take a somewhat small hit and make sure that you can hold it in for at least 5 seconds, and only light a small part of it if its in a bowl of any sort, id say for ur first time just use a one hitter, perfect size hits...have like 3 or 4 one hitters and that will be a good amt for ur first time!

The smell will not linger long, weed smoke isnt really sticky like ciggy smoke, it doesnt stay around for too long.

Just be casual when u smoke, dont make it look like u are trying to hide something...i would rather just smoke walking down the street than posting up in one spot and looking really sketchy...just go out in the woods even if u have to or somethin like that...go hike on a bike trail or go somewhere that isnt sketchy looking, BLEND IN. Make sure you have at LEAST an hour, more likely 2 hours where u can just enjoy your high and not worry about getting caught, smoke when ur rents are asleep or somethin and then come back in the house and chill and watch a funny show or somethin if u want.

Idk, to sum it up,

learn how to smoke before doing it

have a good amt of time to enjoy ur high and relax

dont look sketchy, just blend in

the smell will not linger on you for that long if it does at all

the most important thing is to be able to relax, otherwise you will be freakin out!

 

The end.

 

1: Sheds are nice, if you have friend that can drive you fellas could easily drive somewhere and toke in peace.

2: I'd say split a few bp's with a couple of your very best buds who also toke. Not too sure about the price thing, never really thought about it lol

3: Lots of people worry about the smell WAYYY to much, it really isn't that noticeable on you unless you probably hardcore hotbox, just few sprays of Axe or something would be fine. Eyedrops have probably been the best investment that I've made in a long time

4: Like I said in question 3 it doesn't stick around to long, after I toke I just take of my jacket, put in whatever gum I have if avaliable, spray a little, and shake out my hair a little.

5: It depends on the person I'd say. Maybe a few hours, just remember if people don't have reason to suspect you to be high they just think you are normal

6: Yea having a person with you your first few times is nice, like incase you start getting crazy paranoid or something. I would say learn not to be bothered to be around people that smoke. At first I was skeptical of cigs, but now I really don't care at all

Just remember to be chill and have Doritos lol

 

haha you must be like 13 "1-2 cigs a week" haha. But hey, we all start somewhere. My advice- find someone you are friends with who smokes and tell him your a virgin to it and have him smoke you up for free. EVERYONE LOVES popping peoples weed cherries. Then you get to smokefor free! haha

If thats not an option (since he would then have a spot, a piece, and a plan) then ide say the woods where noone goes... gotta remember that it does smell and will prob be smelled from within 100 yards. so keep a safe distance.

I know how it goes living with mom since i used to smoke and live at home... i used to wear a hoodie or jacket when i smoked and then took it off before going home. Ide say if your outside at the longest weed will linger on your clothes for 2 hours or so... depends on the quality of the pot. If your really super worried, make a game plan. tell your mom your going to watch a game at school or something then you buy yourself a few hours.... MOST IMPORTANT BE CONFIDENT> if you just smoked your gonna be paranoid. chances are you dont smell, your eyes arent red and your mom has no effin clue... till you start being weird as shit. rub yourself off before you go home. it really does help!

I used to smoke out of 12oz soda cans alot. google how to make a soda can pipe. its easy and you can really taste the weed that way and it wont get all gross and messy like apples are.
Most people smoke about a .3 of a gram on average to get a good high, everyones different, size and weight dont matter its just random. my advice would be to just buy a dime bag or a gram and use about half of it. it will get you high for prob around an hour depending but you will prob feel a bit funky for 2 hours. weed is really not as crazy as your friends make it out to be, trust me. its a very mellow effect- its not like acid or mushrooms. your prob not gonna start seeing shit. just smoke it, relax and enjoy it. make sure your in a comfortable place where you know your safe when you smoke otherwise you are just gonna waste the high by being over paraniod about cops/ mom. hope i helped. any more quesitons just ask

 

I was in the exact same position as you a few weeks ago.
But everyone has pretty much covered your questions in detail, so I'll just add a few things.

-Axe body spray
-Rohto V eye drops
-Gum
-Music

I just put on a heavy winter coat for when I smoke and then take it off after.
and also, I suggest you make a waterbottle bong. It's a lot easier to use than any kind of pipe (trust me)

 

Lastly, just enjoy it and be smart

 

All the people above me are smart, listen to them. But I am very curious about how your first time went, you should definitely post and let us know.

 

i farted once.

okay man, now that everyone has answered your questions, i assure you that you will be fine, you will love it. have a blast bro!