So there has been this really cute girl I've been talking to who works in the mall so I always come to her store and say hey to her or something. So they other day I finally gather up the courage to ask her for her number to which she replies "Uhm... I'm married and have a kid". This is when I dropped my jaw and said "whaaaaaaaat?". She's REALLY young too like it completely blew my mind I was like what the fuck?
or my favorite: you respond: and i have a pet goldfish shes gonna say: wtf?, or what? you: oh, thought we were talking bout shit that didnt matter
Haha damn dude, if you didnt post that joke I was just about too. But idk man, I know a 15 year old that is married. :x There is some odd stuff going on in this world but ya just gotta deal
I always look for the ring on a girl im interested in. I hate when girls wear rings on that finger n they r not even married..