today I skated down the street to smoke a blunt. it was pretty earlier afternoon and that blunt got me higher than anticipated. so I'm skatin back to my house pretty high when I see lights behind me and a cop car slowing up next to me. it's not a busy road so he just stopped right next to me in the middle of the street. the cop wasn't in any uniform so I figured he was some undercover guy or something. so now I'm just standing there a little dazed and nervous cuz I still had some blunt wraps and an 1/8 in my backpack. he said he stopped me because I didn't have a helmet on (?) and apparently that's illegal in nj. he also said he smelled marijuana but but he never searched me. so he hands me this ticket thing for 100 bucks and I'm thinkin wtf is this. so I'm just like ok sorry won't happen again bla bla bla. when I got home I fell asleep for like three hours and woke up totally forgot about the ticket until I reached in my pocket. my high was virtually gone so now I was just staring at the thing he gave me and thinking how the fuck did this happen? it wasn't even a ticket it was a peice of paper that said "not wearing a helmet and possible possession of marijuana-100$ fine call 908 ******* for questions. so I call up and some guy answers and I asked him about the ticket and why it looks so non-legit and he just starts laughing and explains that he bought an old undercover cop car with working lights and sirens and when he gets high he likes to drive and give people fake tickets. I thought that was hilarious but I warned him that if someone called the actual cops on him he would get fucked over. hes just like yea whatever man. so we kept talking and it turns out me and him were in the same graduating class and he invited me to go on "patrol" with him sometime. I was like hell yea man. turns out its legit. I was a little sketched this guy actually was an undercover cop but he wasn't I think I actually blazed with him a while back. so yea sorry for the long read just thought I'd put this out there.