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Got kicked out and was about to be homeless, bubbler theif, and a police encounter

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  1. #1 E n i g m a, Jan 28, 2011
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    Well last night I wouldn't talk to my grandmother because she pissed me off by calling me a liar. So ten minutes later she comes in there and starts arguing with me and tells me to get my shit and leave, so I did.

    I went to a little strip of woods behind a Walgreen's a couple miles away, I hid my $20 convenience store bubbler under a tree in the parking lot right before they closed. When I decided to walk back instead of sleeping on the ground out there, I went to go get it and it was gone!! :(:( But I found a piece of paper in the dark where I left it, upon closer inspection it was a ten dollar bill! :rolleyes: lol wtf...someone saw me put it there, jacked it when I was around the corner and left me a ten. I'm glad they at least had the decency to pay me something for it.

    After that I went and bought a ridiculously priced Walmart pack of Newports and 8 lights. And then only had 60¢ left, couldn't buy any food or drink. This was at like midnight and I had only had a bologna sandwich and a Pepsi to eat or drink all day. I was about to die! lol

    Well when I left Walmart I thought it was already on the street I walked all the way down to get to it but it's not it's just to the right of it on another road, so I went the wrong fucking way!
    I walked 5 miles last night / this morning
    Just walking for hours and hours
    Here is a google maps link showing where I walked. link
    The distance is a little off because obviously I didn't set it to show you where my house is. lol :p

    I went and rang someone's doorbell to ask for some water because I was about to fall out from dehydration and exposure.
    And they called the cops on me.
    When I saw the cop get there I was NEVER so happy to see a cop in my life!
    I waved him down, I knew he was going to take me home. And he did and all is well. :smoke:
     
  2. This is how all movies should end haha.


    Anyway, So you basically sold someone your bubbler non-consensually? Lol that's pretty funny
     
  3. #3 E n i g m a, Jan 28, 2011
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    Well I'm going to bed it's 2:00 AM here, tire as fuuuu
    Leave me some replies blades!

    Yea lmao. I was like this must be a sign from god, because just minutes before that I was thinking, if god is real I wished I could be so positive that it is like all these other people. Lol. I am an Agnostic Atheist.
    And if you looked at the link you can see that I ended my trek at a church on Devilwood St. of all streets to have a church on. lmfao! And it's sign said we all have one lord or some crap.
     
  4. sounds like an adventure
     

  5. Dude, my entire life is a constant fucking adventure.
    I was homeless for 4 days straight on time, I was stealing food out of grocery stores left and right, loitering in all kinds of stores, using the internet all day at bestbuy, staying in the mall until they close, riding a bus all around town, hanging out downtown with other homeless peeps, pan-handling for money and cigarettes.
    I'll make a thread about that next.
     
  6. are you new in the neighborhood? how did you get so lost within walking distance of your house?

    being homeless is no joke though, shit gets rough quick
     

  7. I just thought the Walmart was facing the road I walked down but it was actually facing the road I ended up walking down by accident, even today I was about to get into an argument with gmom about that but then I realized it's just right in the cut a few hundred yards over from that road on the other road.
    It was an easy misunderstanding. And yes I am kinda new, been coming here for 10 years but just now moved in 2 weeks ago.
     
  8. teehehe
     

  9. Yea I got picked up one time while was homeless and they took me back to my dad's and him being the dickanus that he is told the cop he didn't want me back home out of the freezing ass cold because I wouldn't take shit off of his girlfriend that isn't much older than I am. So he took me to a homeless shelter and I didn't have an ID on me so they won't let you in. I ended up sleeping on the sidewalk downtown freezing my ass off.
     
  10. that's a very crazy story.
     
  11. I have soooo many crazy stories to tell, I used to tell them more but I haven't been on my game. But I've got stories for days that will make you laugh, cry, shit...I got it all. I hate being faced with the skeptics that call me a liar though and then they close my fucking thread because someone wants to be an ass. Like the thread about me and my dad getting shot trying to procure marijuana.
     
  12. An agnostic athiest is an athiest who, while not believing in a god, does not outright reject the possibility of a god.

    OP, sounds like it ended up working out OK this time. I'd love to hear some of the other stories you have.
     
  13. Just out of curiosity, did anyone go to the google maps link?


    Yea man, in due time. I'll probably post some tomorrow.
     

  14. I did, too stoned to figure out the times but it looks long.
     

  15. I love how it takes 8 minutes by car, but it took me 3-4 hours walking.
    Goddamn my legs hurteddd lol. My mouth was like a desert and my saliva was so thick I could have choked on it.
     
  16. Yeah i looked at the map, google says thats a 1.5 hour walk. thats pretty tough, ive only walked that far drunk.
     
  17. There is no fucking way...1.5 hour...idk maybe I was in walmart and trying to sleep in the woods longer than I thought. The walk away from the walmart alone seemed like it took 2.5 hours.
    Ya it was a bitch, think of doing it only on a bologna sandwich and a Pepsi that you ate around noon for the whole day.
     
  18. its not about weather it really happened or not, its the story that counts:p
     

  19. Lmao...don't get me started. :devious:
     
  20. So you got kicked out, walked around for awhile, and then basically just go back home.




    Cool stroy bro.
     

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