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Got high at church

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by DaReALdUTchMaZ, Sep 7, 2011.

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  1. #21 Anthony777, Sep 7, 2011
    One of my friend's rebuttle was that in the Bible, it says to worship God with a sober state of mind.

    Well, shoot. :smoke:
     
  2. #22 RongBip, Sep 7, 2011
    unless your a shaman:smoke:
     
  3. #23 Nobot, Sep 7, 2011
    Shouldn't even go to church. I'd have to smoke too if I was going to sit there listening to that bullshit.
     
  4. #24 kief stoned, Sep 7, 2011
    its all good. google jesus smoked a pipe
     

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  5. #25 gfufu, Sep 7, 2011

    I was being sarcastic, that was a joke aimed at myself. But no, saying more isn't bullshit. It's more precise and allows more points for people to join the conversation. Dumbing down is a waste of our brains.
     
  6. #26 Labowsky, Sep 7, 2011
    woh there mask sales man, no need to go that far!!
     
  7. #27 Atomic Labrador, Sep 7, 2011
    People have boned premaritally in church on the pew. Smoking a flower won't make God give you the stink eye.
     
  8. #28 Atomic Labrador, Sep 7, 2011


    "Come closer, my son. Let the word of--- *COUGH COUGH COUGH* "
     
  9. #29 drillers19, Sep 7, 2011
    watch the documentary Religulous.
    talks alot about christianity being similar to other religions that far predated it.
    excellent documentary, too
     
  10. #30 MayorMcStoned, Sep 7, 2011

    A lofty post from someone who cant possibly know...

    @op, god (if the being exists) has much more important things to worry about than a stoney in church. Smoke up, enjoy your spirituality. Thats between you and your entity.
     
  11. #31 Atomic Labrador, Sep 7, 2011

    I don't believe in God either, but I'm totally cool with religious people. My fellow atheist friend looks down and shit talks religious people, which I can't stand. Every time we talk to someone who mentions God, he goes into militant mode and all "LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR BIBLE11!"

    I get the good and bad of religion, and I know there are some people who are better off structured around a being that looks down and gives consequences to good and bad. ...At the same time, I also get that some people would just go completely APESHIT if they didn't have that going on in their life.
     
  12. #32 Jayjangle, Sep 7, 2011
    Dude this is probably the only way I could go to church anymore.
     
  13. #33 ganja999, Sep 7, 2011
    Your only going to Hell if you believe Hell. If not you have nothing to be afraid of.
     
  14. #34 greenbrad420, Sep 7, 2011
    Your only sin was..you didn't bring enough for everyone..
     
  15. #35 Deleted member 281310, Sep 7, 2011
    I went to my nephews baptism high... very high in fact. In a church. Had to get up a few times to actually do things though.
     
  16. #36 JEI3US, Sep 7, 2011
    Bro me and my brother useto sign in to church as a requirement by the confirmation class we had to attend a 1 hour mass every sunday. Well after we signed in we would just walk out and go to the near Taco Bell and grub out for like 30 minutes then go back and sign out. This I was never proud of but hey im sure Jesus would have a laugh or two that we ditched mass for Taco Bell.
     
  17. #37 drumcrazy, Sep 7, 2011
    No way you should feel ashamed... Hell, I lost my virginity in church. And I was a youth leader!
     
  18. #38 MayorMcStoned, Sep 7, 2011

    God was watching...:devious:
     
  19. #39 DaReALdUTchMaZ, Sep 7, 2011
    It was pretty fun though lmao!!!
     
  20. #40 BlackGuyShoes, Sep 7, 2011
    I wouldn't mind smoking with god, that would be some crazy shit, I bet he gots an ass of weed.
     
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