Got high and found a more effecient way to shave

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ArborVan37, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. here i made a diagram so people can understand better
     

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  2. LOL this just keeps getting better
     
  3. I actually get the diagram. Yes, you have to be high lol
     
  4. Fucking Brilliant.
     

  5. that was almost as funny as the first diagram, and then the diagram remake for better understanding after that one, but this is none the less the best thread with the most lols just from a diagram.
     
  6. really? lmao:hello:
     
  7. lol i get what he was saying. the diagrams are alot different lol. hes saying only shave with approx. 1/3 of the blade so the whole fucking shaver doesnt get clogged with hair and its easier to clear.
    you guys need to think harder xD :smoking:
     
  8. lol, I love GC
     
  9. I want some of what your smoking.
     
  10. hahahahah this is awesome
     
  11. Ahahahahaha, this thread is priceless. I am laughing harder every time i think about how much time you must have spent working on those diagrams, just to have them make no sense.
     
  12. HAhahahaha :smoking:

    Dude this story is so random
     
  13. AYOOOOO say no homo my g
     
  14. lol waht more can you do to draw a picture with just a keyboard?

    and after a davinci code esque investigation the razor on the second picture has moved a little to the right.....lol.
     
  15. the diagrams are hiularious hahah the fact that you were able to draw that with the keyboard just makes me laugh
     
  16. Sounds like you really have something there man! :bongin: . . . . . . :laughing:
     
  17. HAHAHahAHAHAHA Why is there a brownie in your butt??!
     
  18. I totally understand the diagrams :smoking:

    I also totally love this thread.
     
  19. I don unnerstan!!!!
     
  20. So I was chilling, smoking some PCP and what not when I found a more efficient way to wipe.

    Instead of wiping in one direction across your anus:

    -- ______
    --/---------\
    -/-----------\
    |-------------|<-------------your butthole
    \-------------/
    -\-----------/
    --\______/


    ----/|\
    -----|
    -----|
    -----|
    _________
    |-----------\
    -\-----------|
    --|----------|
    --\-----------\
    ---|----------|
    ---\________\


    You should use a large piece of steel wool in a tampon inserting motion:

    -- ______
    --/---------\
    -/-----------\
    |-------------|<-------------your butthole
    \-------------/
    -\-----------/
    --\______/

    ----/|\
    -----|
    -----|
    ()()()()()
    ()()()()()
    ()()()()()
    ()()()()()
    ()()()()()
    ()()()()()
    ()()()()()


    Hope this helps.
     

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