Got caught masterbating 2 times in 2 days

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Blaze, Feb 20, 2011.

  1. WOW , yesterday was the first time ive ever been caught yanking it and it was by my twin. awkwardly enough its been good but i was just beatin hard right now and my dad walked up from the basment. i played it cool and clicked on the gc tab. but he so knew. he played it cool and walked over the cupboard and said "want some pretzels" LOL fuck my life.
     
  2. real men turn the volume up and finish what they started whilst ignoring everything else.
     
  3. :hello::hello::hello::smoke:
     
  4. I have luckily never been caught yanking it.. that is funny as bawls though.
     
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  5. I think you just made my week


    Thank you soo much :smoke:
     
  6. haha dam that sucks. Im glad I havent been caught... and hopefully never will. Id be so fucking embarassed.
     
  7. Sometimes you just can't stop during the vinegar strokes.

    Try not pounding off in the family room next time.
     
  8. LOLOLOL that wolf picture, ill keep that in mind next time. :D
     
  9. The wife caught me once. We were visiting my parents and I knew where the porn was stashed in the attic which was fixed up to be a TV room. I was standing up with my pants down, magazine in left hand, big Wally in my right hand and she popped her head up and caught me cold. There was no denying it, I said I found the magazine and just got carried away. :eek:
     
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  10. Should have told her you and your dick were fighting.

    Or had her suck it.
     
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  11. #12 waterquest, Feb 20, 2011
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  12. Did you take the pretzels?
     
  13. lol....try to whack it in your room next time>>not the kitchen.....what'd you expect? This calls for putting up that vid of the japanese kid that got caught beating off to some porn in the compter lab. Ill have to see if i can find it.
     
  14. I wouldn't be too concerned about being caught by your twin. I mean, I'm sure he's masturbated before, so seeing you masturbate is like looking at a mirror image of himself masturbating. :eek:
     

  15. that's what I was thinking, it would be like him watching himself in 3rd person.
     
  16. idk if this is normal...but i usually lock my door when im applying the hand brake
     
  17. Least you never got caught trying to blow yourself all those times. That's embarrassing.
     
  18. That sucks.

    I got caught by my mom once. She was really upset about it and started yelling at and saying "Why?!?! Do I not pay enough attention to you or something?!?! Why would you do this?!" Then the cops showed up and the whole situation went really south.

    They never let us back into that Starbuck's.
     
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  19. I have a twin sister, were ferternal twins. yah even worse that another guy.
     

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