okay so first me and my friends were behind an abandoned grocery store about to toke up when i see a bigass pile of ply wood and decide to make a fort (i was still sober lol) but i took 2 pieces of wood and propped them up against the corner and made a little box fort thing big enough for me and my 2 friends so we're back there smokin up and i hear a car look up of course...a cop so i sit back down like aw fuck cops and we all hit the floor and start shoving our bud (i had a half sack) in our well...you don't wana know where we hide our shit when cops come by... but were on the ground behind this "fort" and I'm like fuck it and keep hitting the bowl and for about 10 more minutes the cop just sat there and then just drove off were all like fuck ya I pull out my bag and we roll a fatass blunt then one time (same two friends) were going back to my cousins house after a party that was at his house and my cousin was driving us we stop in his driveway (oh yea we were goin on a bud-run) and a fuckin cop pulls up and we had beensitting there for about 45 minutes just tokin up and the cop pulls up to the car (my side) and shines the flashlight directly at me while im hittin it, and the car was so hot boxed that he didn't see me then he goes to the front door starts knocking loud as hell and opens the door and the fuckin pong table was right there in the living room, he screamed "hello?" and no answer and just shuts the door and leaves HAHA HELL YA!
hahaha reminds me of this time i left this spot to drop this slut off and as soon as i leave, the cops roll up on my friends but theyre smart so they knew what to do and the cops left. funny part is that right after i dropped this girl off (i was high on morphine, had 2 beers, and smoked 3 blunts i was fucked up mainly off the morphine) i got pulled over on suspected DUI. i was certain i was gonna get breathalyzed so i was just preparing to get fucked... but my car has limo tint so you cant see what the people inside are doing so i stuffed my dank deep in my sock, put my eye drops in, cracked the windows a bit to try to reduce any alc. smell and prepared a lie. he pulls me over shines the light in my face and the first thing he says to me is "have you been drinking tonight" and i was just like "no officer i havent and i know you pulled me over cause my driving was off but thats because im lost and im just trying to find my way to ___________" and i gave him the name of this place i already knew about. it was basically a place where a person who isnt too savvy on the road would have a hard time getting too. but i knew exactly where i was at and where i was going. and hes like "oh so youre just lost? here pull into this lot, pull a u-turn and take this right and keep going till you see silverado trail" i was like "thanks officer i appreciate it" idk i guess i just caught him off guard..i think he was expecting me to be incoherent and fucked up. he didnt even ask me for my license...rookie ass cop man.
My favorite part is ".. but were on the ground behind this "fort" and I'm like fuck it and keep hitting the bowl and for about 10 more minutes the cop just sat there and then just drove off were all like fuck ya I pull out my bag and we roll a fatass blunt." xD