OK so there's this British kid and he's in big trouble because he had sex with his science teacher and his mum finds out. So the mother tells his dad and his dad is a little relieved because he thought his son was maybe gay. So instead of punishing the lad the proud dad buys the kid a new bike as a reward. After a week the kid has not taken a ride on his new bike so the dad asks, "Why son have ya not taken a ride on the new bicycle that I bought ye?" Kid blurts outs, "I would dad, BUT ME BUM STILL HURTS!"
Ehhhhh So, So.. Now the Dead Rabbit one still makes me laugh. I nearly sprayed my drink on the screen reading it and then the wife wanted to know what was so damned funny. Nothing Dear. More Political stuff. BNW