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Good Reason to get a MMJ License?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Billy8687, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. #1 Billy8687, Feb 3, 2011
    Hey everyone, I plan on moving to Cali after i do 2 years of college here and I want to get a Medical License. So I was wondering if this is a good reason, so back in like 5th grade in football i got tackled while running and someone stepped on my knee and fluid built up and they had to take it out and they said the only way my knee will ever be 100% is if i get surgery. So I was wondering if this is a good reason to get it because I have pain when I run because of this.
     
  2. #2 notajew, Feb 3, 2011
    The easiest way to is make up stories about anxiety and usually you will get one.
     
  3. #3 Billy8687, Feb 3, 2011
    notajew, I would do that but by the time i graduate, im a senior sadly :/, and do 2 years of college they wont be accepting that excuse as much as they do now because thats what a lot of people do.
     
  4. #4 WeedBratton, Feb 3, 2011

    Oh you're from the future?
     
  5. #5 zamrambo, Feb 3, 2011

    His username refers to Billy McFly, son of Marty.
     
  6. #6 cbadplayer, Feb 3, 2011
    idk im gonna get mine for insomnia:D
     
  7. #7 We Here, Feb 4, 2011
    I'll be quite honest with you, all you truly need is cash to get your card. I have it for my back because i pinched a nerve and the pain will never fully go away without surgery
     
  8. #8 cbadplayer, Feb 4, 2011

    just bribe em or something?
     
  9. #9 WeedBratton, Feb 4, 2011

    Yeah just start throwing singles at him until he says "hoochie mama" at which point you will receive your card encased in white gold and black ivory.
     
  10. #10 cbadplayer, Feb 4, 2011
    ^hilarious..
     
  11. #11 Stone Walled, Feb 4, 2011
    You shouldn't make stuff up. I don't care how many people do it, it is still wrong. By making up "symptoms" you're simply ruining the chances for people that actually have those problems. Though anxiety, insomnia, and migraines are common reasons to get a MMJ card you should not exploit them. Eventually people will become less inclined to give out certifications for those problems and people who truly have them and need treatment are going to miss out. And you should also think about going to those "easy doctors" because when it comes down to it, are they really going to remember you when it comes down to you being in court? They sell over 100 cards a day, you honestly think they keep records? You should really think about this stuff before making up an illness. Go with your knee problem if it really hurts you. If you get denied then you know it wasn't meant for you. I'm not trying to be an ass, I'm just stating my opinion and the possibilities of what could happen with continued exploitation.
     
  12. #12 tuchaka, Feb 4, 2011

    welp since you brought it up people really should read this sticky so they are aware of the consequences

    http://forum.grasscity.com/medical-...cords-real-existing-qualifying-condition.html
     
  13. #13 Cleonnali, Feb 4, 2011
    If i move somewhere with MMJ, i'm pretty sure that you can use diabetes as a card-qualifying condition, so i'm pretty set haha =D

    Chronic pain is also a good one i believe, but there should at least be a semblance of truth to it... your knee thing sounds good. All those heavy high school backpacks pay off i guess!
     
  14. #14 bobba loo, Feb 4, 2011
    "i cant sleep"
     
  15. #15 Billy8687, Feb 4, 2011
    Alright thanks everyone. And yes im telling the truth about my knee. I was told by my doctor and people in the hospital that i will have pain, unless I have surgery, and i don't want surgery. Its also on my medical records. Every time I go for a checkup they always ask about my knee and its the same answer everytime that it hurts when i walk long distances and when i run.
     

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