Good jokes?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by DailyToker, Mar 12, 2005.

  1. Anyone have some good jokes? I have a few...:) Enjoy:smoke:

    1. Your moms soo nasty, i came to ur house last night and asked whats for supper, she spreads out her legs and says tuna suprise

    2. Your mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.

    3. Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

    4. Your mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods
     
  2. here's one.

    well there's four nuns in line trying to get into heaven. well the angel at the gate asks if you have committed any sins. well the first nun in line says she saw a penis so the angel says to wash her eyes out with holy water that is next to her. the second says she touch a penis so she washes her hand. then suddenly the fourth one cuts in line and gurgles her mouth.

    sorry if i can't type or explain well.
     
  3. What does Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common?











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    They both come on crackers.
     
  4. Why did michael jackson check himself into the betty ford clinic??




























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    He wanted to cure is 6 year old crack habit..
     

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