A man walks into a bar with an Ostrich and a cat he goes to the bar, and ask's for 3 beers, he sits down and they drink them......then the ostrich goes to the bar, and gets another round in.......then the man says to the cat, "it's your round"......and the cat replies...."no chance i'm not paying for a round"......so the man again goes to the bar, and the barman asks "i don't mean to be nosy, but however did you come across 2 drinking partners like that?" the man replies......... "well i was walking along the road, and i found a genie bottle" the barman say's "and you asked for an Ostrich and a cat?" and the man replies...... "No i asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy!" Peace out........Sid i luv that joke...lol