Ha..I am a female....I can say without a doubt that I dont like my periods....but I dont care about fucking when Im on the rag....surprises me that men are squeamish about such things...take a shower..lol. You should probably work on comprehending rhetorical expressions...lol
ive peed on my girl once or twice. it was always in the shower, once on accident. then a bit more down the road i was like hmm i wonder if we would enjoy this....lets try it. never on the face though, shower or not thats gross. it didnt bug her and i found it funny more than arousing i guess you could say.
I have never peed on anyone my BF has peed on my leg in the shower but just to be funny it was in no way sexual we just laughed our asses off.