Gold Showers

im impressed and now confused

 

Anyone else think OP is R. Kelly?

 

I always piss on my girl to let others know she's mine

 

Is this a joke or what??....anyway....it's funny to me

I think I'll go mark some territory for myself....I've had too many beers anyway

 

I'd be pissed if someone pissed on me.

 

Im not a fan of golden showers never had one, don't want one, don't plan on having one but I'm always open for a rolling brown out lol 

 

I just wanked to piss porn.
That's enough for the next 3 months.

 

If any of you have this months playboy read the advisor.


Dude talks about his sensitive dick and pissing in a girls mouth on accident. Hahahaha, I laughed so hard I almost... well... pissed myself.

 

i had a witty comment to say about this but i forgot.

in any event, piss is for the toilets my man

 

I pissed in a water gun and got it in a girls mouth once.

That's as close ad I'll ever get to IRL piss porn.

 

How else are other guys gonna know which bitches are mine?

 

piss/shit do not intersect with sex for me....period.

 

Only if that's some random hoe... Lol imagine your kids finding out someday that their father pissed on their mothers face lol

 

Great example of Classic Music......I'm sure it will endure for hundreds of years like Beethoven and Motzart. Total Trash

 

I about pissed myself reading that!

 

yea? its a sketch from a show

 

So you like their periods?
That's cool man.

 

Not even lying though, it was at a cross-country race thing, and she looked at me and turned her head.

I gave it a quick squirt and it went straight in her mouth, and she drank it all down cause she was puffed as hell.

 

im pretty sure i've never been pissed on . and i only fapp to the highest quality porn