"hey brah, lets get into skin tight shorts w/ no shirts and wrap our legs around each other, then pick up some low iq bottomfeeder whore bags, bone em, then proclaim to god how we are his perfect invention, brah"
Well first off I've never done any kind of organized fighting. I've also never said "brah" except when referring to a brassiere. And going to jail at 7 AM seemed like a good idea, until my alarm went off at 6. I guess I'll check in at 4 PM LMAO I also was thinking about it in bed, and I'm gonna tell them I'm on a methodone maintenance program when I go in and try to get some drugs. I'll also trade my meals for drugs since I've only got a day. I was also gonna tape a cig and matches to my dick and sneak that in to smoke at night. Or possibly trade for more pills. The guys who been in there for weeks get pills every day but not a single cig.
Your not going to prison, just going to jail for a DUI, your not getting locked up for murder or anything. If it's anything like the jail I got put in they divide up the different pods for different crimes. Your gonna be locked up with other people like you who had DUIs. It's really not a big deal. There was about 20 other people in my pod, all were there for DUIs and things of the sort, and they were all really cool too. Chances are you'll have to sit in the main waiting room for about 5-8 hours to wait to be processed in (I mean 5-8 hours literally). Then you'll get fingerprinted, photographed, and given your oranges, bet mat, etc., and shown to your bunk. At about 6-8 in the morning you have to do inspection where you have get up to make your bed and everything then they give you breakfast. After your done eating everyone stacks their trays next to the door and they come around to pick them up. Where I was there was a TV, microwave, a few decks of cards, and a bookshelf with some books. If everyone passed inspection they would turn the TV on. Sometimes they give you the remote, but they usually choose what's on. About 12-2 in the afternoon it's lunchtime, everyone lines up as usual, gets their food, and stacks their trays when done. About 4-6 it's dinner and it's the same drill. About 8-10 it's lights out. There really isn't anything to do at this point so you might as well just go to sleep. The room I was in was pretty big, there was about 8 bunks, 3 high, spaced about 5 feet apart, divided against 2 walls. The shower where I was was a small room in the back about the size of a closet with a curtain in front of it. It's only made for one person at a time so you don't have to worry about privacy or anything. The toilet on the other hand, it was in the back of the room across from the shower and there was a small wall that came up to just about half way to your shoulders when sitting down. No curtain or anything, but the guys there will probably give you your privacy, I doubt they want to watch some guy taking a shit or pissing. The sink is right above the toilet and they're both one piece. The biggest problem you'll have is trying to fill your time because quite frankly, it's boring as hell. When I was there it was right before Christmas and they had given everyone a bag of chocolates the day before I got there. Everyone used them as poker chips to play poker. They gave me some and we all played for awhile even though I'm pretty sure it wasn't allowed but how would the guards know? There's no cameras or anything. I did that for awhile but mostly I just slept. After you did inspection you couldn't mess up your bed, but you could sleep on top of everything, just not get under the blanket or anything. You shouldn't worry about the other inmates. Remember, they're people just like you, locked up for the same thing you are. Your not going to get raped. Everyone just wants to get out as soon as possible and they aren't doing ANYTHING to mess that up. In fact you should be more worried about the guards. Most of them are going to be complete and total pricks. They know they have power over you and they do everything they can with it. It was all I could do to not pop this one fat bastard right in the face. Anyway, just try to make the best out of it, your not going to be there long. Besides, it's not that bad, just really really boring. And the food kinda sucks too. Hope this help alleviate some of the stress/fear/paranoia/whatever.
Yeah it wasn't bad before at all. this jail is on an indian reservation, right next to the indian casino, and thats where the food comes from, the casino. And no guards ever came in the cell the whole time I was there before. And we had 8 people in a cell. And theres a camera in one corner, with a toilet beneath it. And no privacy for using the toilet, just sittin in the corner of the room in plain view. And yes, boredom is the problem. not much to do in jail besides play cards, sleep, and rip ass.
one day in jail? I didnt think theyd be much point sendin someone to jail for 1 day lol. my boyfriends dates keep being moved, its really upsettin me, he says one day 'i've got 4 weeks' next day, 'i'm going down in 4 days'...I wish they'd stop fucking him around.
isn't there a difference between jail and prison? i figure the "drop the soap" thing applies more to prison
Yeah im not at all worried about anything happening to me, just gonna be bored. besides, I can guarantee I won't be getting raped unless im dead. I just smoked a bong toke and a pipe bowl, and im trading 6 bucks worth of bud to a friend for 2 percs if he shows up in time. ill be baked goin in for sure though.
If a couple people wanted to rape you, you best believe you'd get raped. You can't stop 3 people holding you down and one jamming it in your ass. Like I said before dude, you are going for one god damn day. This shouldn't even be a problem. One day in jail is laughable. Hell, anything under three months is laughable.
well since its just 1 day your gonna be in recovery or segregation. so there really wont be anything to do besides sleep.... ohhh and going to jail doesnt make you a badass...hopefully you got the attention you craved from making this pointless thread
if you tell them you need methadone the c.o's will just laugh your dick off, and tell you to suck it up cause youll be out tomorow
Reminds me of the last time I was in court. The judge sentenced this guy to a 6 month sentence. In Texas, if you're sentence is under 1 year, you can sit your time out in county. Dude responds with "I could do 6 months standing on my head" Judge turned around and changed his sentence to 1 year, 1 day, so he had to go to a state jail. Cracked me up.
You made a thread- on a pot site- about a one day jail bid, only to later confirm that you will be under the influence of pain pills while in said jail. I mean this in the nicest way possible in the hopes that maybe something leaks through to you on some level, acting under the assumption that you're young and were raised poorly: Do you realize how much of a fucking loser you are? You're literally a walking cliche; getting high on pills and going to prison, while telling E-friends about it. Make some changes in your life before you end up 50, pulling the same shit. Real talk.