godless sex orgy

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  1. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0903/redbull.html




    \"Dr. Jonathan Edwards, believes their condition resulted from intensive tests where each Deacon was stripped of his clothes and placed in isolation for 72 hours with 200 cans of Red Bull, a plastic Ziploc bag full of Ecstasy tablets and a wide assortment of adult magazines. \"We were scrupulously trying to recreate the sex-crazed, raver environment of the typical person who gulps down can after can of this potent beverage,\" said Dr. Edwards. \"



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    \"And many pediatricians have reported seeing seriously calloused penises - a sign that some local men were masturbating at dangerously high speeds\"
     
  2. I got me a case of red bull and a bottle of viagra

    Who else wants to join in?
     
  3. are they serious?

    this isn\'t some sort of joke site?

    is this seriously how the baptist church relays its messages?
     
  4. did u read the adds at the side?

    if this church is 4 real i\'d join!

    but only if they threw in a new mouse mat aswell.
     

  5. I have but one word to say, well maybe more...

    Satire and Parody

    You\'re taking life too serious. Baptists don\'t have this much fun, not ever.
     

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