Ok, so, some of you might remember a thread I made a while back about a 'friend' of mine who is a dickhead about my smoking habits (always calling me a stoner, burnout, and the like, at inappropriate times and in front of people who dont need to know). Same guy. Anyways, he was always a dickhead like that. We, being guys, sometimes joke around about sex and other such nasty stuff. I played along for a while, befor ehe started calling me a pervert. This aggravated me, considering he was the one who perpetuated the stupid/sexual conversations. I know it's immature, but hey, we're guys, whatever. I know when to quit. He doesnt. So recently, me and a mutual friend of this guy scored some bud, and Dickface Magee wanted to tag along. I figured hey, maybe it will chill him out so I can come to school stoned and NOT get bothered for once (he always pokes and prods and wont leave me alone when i come to school baked. Really annoying and immature. Remember when i said he doesnt know when to quit? Prime example). So anyway, he comes and we smoke him out as a good gesture. Then later, the three of us are talking about getting more bud, and he (Dickface) tells us he can get it if we pay him. We object, saying that we smoke him out and that he should pay for it, or at least chip in more money than us. Then, the biggie: He calls me 'cheap'. Now, Im at the breaking point. We smoke him out, we expect him to return the favor (he is the EXACT kind of person who would leech off of everyone else for his bud and never ever repay them). I reply, "YOURE the only one of us three who didnt pay last time." He then tells me, "Stop being so cheap! For God's sake, you take money from your mom's change jar! Youre so cheap!" Now, this is true, I must say. Every other day or so, I nick a few coins from my mom's jar. Fair enough, considering the vast millions of dollars worth of weed she has confiscated from me. Fair trade, in my opinion. So the short version: Dickface Magee wants us to smoke him out every weekend of his fucking life, then accuses us of being cheap when we call him out and tell him to pay. When we corner him on it, he says he has no money. You guys will say, "Kick his ass! he sux!" It isnt that simple. I see this dude on a daily basis. He is my neighbor, and is in almost every single one of my classes. The worst part? He still walks over to my house on the daily for no goddamn reason, expecting me to welcome him like he isnt a Dickface. Which he is.