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God knows im high

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by lexx2539, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. #1 lexx2539, Jul 17, 2011
    Well yesterday when i was blazing under the porch and it was poring rain, i thought to myself what if thunder and lightning started happening and god was mad at me because i was high.
    (When i was younger and there was always thunder and lightning my mom would tell me that gods mad) lol
    Well today when i finished blazing it was raining like yesterday, and about 20 minutes after my sesh lightning and thunder starts happening (what a coincidence) and i start to think. omg! god knows im high and is mad at me right now!! my face was like this:eek:. i was tripping thinking that god was mad. lol im pretty high while writing this. :)
     
  2. #2 smoker209, Jul 17, 2011
    God knows a few more little things too...
     
  3. #3 lexx2539, Jul 17, 2011
    yup. i know, but just the thought of it while high tripped me out
     
  4. #4 bongbabe420, Jul 17, 2011
    Why would he be mad?
     
  5. #5 mushroomsatsuji, Jul 17, 2011
    He watches you masturbate, and he is disappointed in your porn selections.
     
  6. #6 lexx2539, Jul 17, 2011
    No need to masterbate, my gf dose the job.
     
  7. #7 mushroomsatsuji, Jul 17, 2011
    Good boy.;)
     
  8. #8 LulzMaximus, Jul 17, 2011

    I don't care who thje fuck you are, uyo masterbvate just like every pther man regarldess of the pussy you may or may not get,.

    sorry im prety drunk
     
  9. #9 lexx2539, Jul 17, 2011
    ^ haha made my night
     
  10. #10 mushroomsatsuji, Jul 17, 2011
    Im fucking drunk too but I can fucking type.
     
  11. #11 SmilingDoobster, Jul 17, 2011
    Sour d smokeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  12. #12 waffz, Jul 17, 2011
    God doesn't exist.
     
  13. #13 sbiyachev, Jul 17, 2011
    Hahaha that funny n scary
     

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