God doesn't want me to smoke...

Discussion in 'General' started by PorchMonky4Life, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. Can you believe this shit? God doesn't want me to smoke? Why? Is smoking really that bad? I'll tell you why he doesn't want me to smoke:
    My key dealer got busted
    My 2nd key dealer decides to up and leave the fucking country
    My other connects never answer their fucking phone or never come through with anything
    My beautiful bong which I bought from a friend fucking broke the other day
    My backup spoon, spoony, decided to leave me (fucking lost it at my bro's place)
    My last resort 'sides js and blunts, my shitty jr. pipe, cloggs EVERY time I use, almost after every hit
    I never have weed, and when I do, it's usually shit cause I have to cop from the sketchy ass corners nowadays...

    I haven't blazed dankness (And I mean get seriously high) in about 2 months, and I'm starting to loose it, maybe its just the slow ass summer getting on my nerves, or God doesn't want me to heat the green no more, this really sucks.


    Sorry if I sound like a whiny little prick, but I've been on edge lately cause the only things I can really do around here are hard ass drugs that really fuck with you and I haven't had the chronic to release the edge....
     
  2. So don't smoke?
     
  3. Oh and I don't htink God approves of "PorchMonkey4Life" as a handle... but it's okay, he just doesn't understand that you're taking it back :p
     
  4. idk maybe you need to find some other shit to do in your spare time... a pain in the ass theme i've found over and over again in my life is the harder you try at something... the more you fuckup.

    not true all the time i guess...

    not true most of the time i guess...

    idk, ignore this lol.
     
  5. Hehe, good one. Great movie.



    I feel ya man. Normally, I have to take turns buying form different people. But nowadays, dry. I got 2 guys that I can call, 1 of which is shady.

    So what I did, am doing actually, is just toke less. Let my tolerence drop a little. I think about it now, and it sucks, but I'am waitin. It's almost the end of the year. That means Christmas Bud. I can't wait.
     

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