Dimitri Martin is the best!!! watchin his show right now on comedy central...it is priceless. “I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.' But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool'. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool' is all about leather sleeves.†“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.†“I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.†fucking priceless
Demetri martins the shit. I got his dvd and all his shit on my ipod. "every fight is a food fight...when your a cannibal"