Girls! Whats your Perfect Penis Size?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Zr-01stamg, Jul 23, 2011.

  1. EDIT: sorry double post
     
  2. So we have a thread about great penises. Why not make a thread about the best vaginas? Are they hairless? Do they have puffy lips? Does the labia protrude slightly?


    Someone make a thread. I wanna know how my vag measures up.
     
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  3. I want a vag that'll hug my dick and tight yet not too deep. One I gotta force into a little.hairless is good. Sadly still a virgin at 19. T-T kill me.
     
  4. I honestly almost made that thread right after this one lol
     
  5. #45 JuicyGoose, Aug 7, 2011
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    I would make one, but it's hard to figure this phone out. I think someone should make one though.
     
  6. one that tastes good, drips like a pipe, warm and soft and tight like an asshole.
     
  7. #47 illogical, Aug 7, 2011
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    My pipe doesn't drip. Sherlocks ftw. Ur pipe fails
     
  8. Wrong kind of pipe me thinks bro.
     
  9. Don't deny me the opportunity to make a perfectly good smoking joke :smoke:
     
  10. Why isn't this a poll? lol
     
  11. I honestly couldn't care less if the lady is satisfied with my dick size... I will go and find someone else the day after anyways.
     
  12. #52 JuicyGoose, Aug 7, 2011
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    Ummm, you're probably not a very good lover if you don't care if you satisfy a woman. Good lord.

    The selfishness of today's youth.
     
  13. 5-6" with nice girth is good with me. anything above 7" just hurts/ starts ramming in to my cervix
     
  14. #54 illogical, Aug 7, 2011
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    That's my problem. My fear is I'm gonna suck my first time.
    Edit: Im not gonna be some asshole or d bag. I'm a sensitive guy XD
     
  15. Just find the right girl that isn't gonna talk shit about you or anything like that if you don't do well fuck noone gives a porn star performance their first time lol
     
  16. I made an experienced girl bleed before from semi-rough sex, she had to stop. I felt bad.:(
     
  17. #57 JuicyGoose, Aug 7, 2011
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    Even if you do "suck" there is hope. You just have to want to learn.

    Just pay attention to how she reacts, ask her what she wants you to do to her.

    Don't worry so much about your performance, but try to learn from your mistakes.

    It's also really good to find a girl who is willing to explore with you. I only have the sexual knowledge I do because I had fuck buddies who were all very different so I got to learn new things. :)

    And alot of girls won't insult the Size of your johnson, the ones that do are whores anyway. Just remember they couldn't feel it because they had a gaping cunt.

    Idc what any girl says, yes you have to have some technique and rhythm, but if a girl can't orgasm it's usually her mind that's interfering not your technique.
     
  18. how do u know whats good then? ;)
     

  19. Right on. Couldn't agree more.
     
  20. Wow thanks girlyS!
     

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