Girls: Do you like anal?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by DrLeonardHofstadter, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. ^^ Its times like these I love having a husband ;) oh and he makes cute babies so..
     
  2. I have a fear of pulling out a choco dick and i have heard anal leads to problems for the girl when theyre older? Anal just aint my thing haha.
     
  3. [quote name='"shestones17"']

    Awsome, just awsome! Oh and you're very welcome;)

    I really do need to calm down though. I read shit on here or I visualize the shit I'm posting and then I get all worked up and I dont even have a boyfriend to fuck so then I just go and masturbate all sad and shit :( lol[/quote]

    i know right. Im out of the country with none of my female friends here for sexual assistance, so its basically, read shestones post, then use the left hand

    [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']I have a fear of pulling out a choco dick and i have heard anal leads to problems for the girl when theyre older? Anal just aint my thing haha.[/quote]

    choco dick is a very real thing, and a rational fear. Dont be shy about asking a girl if shes washed her asshole recently
     
  4. [quote name='"blackleaf28"']
    choco dick is a very real thing, and a rational fear. Dont be shy about asking a girl if shes washed her asshole recently[/quote]

    "hello, I am looking for a partner to have anal, have you recently cleaned your rectum so that I will not get covered in your shit"

    I could see that working.
     
  5. [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']

    "hello, I am looking for a partner to have anal, have you recently cleaned your rectum so that I will not get covered in your shit"

    I could see that working.[/quote]

    say it with confidence and youre in
     
  6. [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']

    "hello, I am looking for a partner to have anal, have you recently cleaned your rectum so that I will not get covered in your shit"

    I could see that working.[/quote]

    Lol well you gotta be polite about it
     
  7. [quote name='"Sweetleaftoker"']

    Lol well you gotta be polite about it[/quote]

    Ok ok ok.

    "Excuse me madam, would you mind letting me know If your passages are clean so that I am not bathed in human waste when we try anal?"

    How was that?
     
  8. [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']

    Ok ok ok.

    "Excuse me madam, would you mind letting me know If your passages are clean so that I am not bathed in human waste when we try anal?"

    How was that?[/quote]

    its more something you say when youre right about to put it in, i wouldnt bring it up over dinner
     
  9. [quote name='"blackleaf28"']

    its more something you say when youre right about to put it in, i wouldnt bring it up over dinner[/quote]

    Hahahahaha, "you better be clean" nah I know I know I'm just playing.
     
  10. #90 blackleaf28, Aug 7, 2012
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    [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']

    Hahahahaha, "you better be clean" nah I know I know I'm just playing.[/quote]

    yeah.. Il be boning an ex in the next couple weeks. Never tried anal though so im wondering how its gonna go when i nonchalantly slip it in her butt

    edit: i meant never tried it with her
     
  11. [quote name='"blackleaf28"']

    yeah.. Il be boning an ex in the next couple weeks. Never tried anal though so im wondering how its gonna go when i nonchalantly slip it in her butt[/quote]

    Good luck fellow blade. :smoke:
     
  12. [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']

    Good luck fellow blade. :smoke:[/quote]

    thank you c:

    and i meant ive never done it with her specifically so i wont know her reaction..
     
  13. If only we can combine this thread with the "Girls and black cock" thread.
     
  14. [quote name='"katattack"']If only we can combine this thread with the "Girls and black cock" thread.[/quote]

    Hahahaha oh I gotta see this thread.
     

  15. Hahaha, well I'm glad I'm not the only one that's taking care of themselves. I'm tired of it though! My fuck buddy has a girlfriend right now so I can't get the D. :(
     
  16. [quote name='"shestones17"']

    Hahaha, well I'm glad I'm not the only one that's taking care of themselves. I'm tired of it though! My fuck buddy has a girlfriend right now so I can't get the D. :([/quote]

    that sucks. Il trade you some D for some V
     

  17. Ahhhh, my man. Now that sounds like a fair trade to me
     
  18. I'm saving my anal virginity for my future husband. Or, if someone buys me a tea cup pot bellied pig.
     
  19. [quote name='"rainbowsunshine"']I'm saving my anal virginity for my future husband. Or, if someone buys me a tea cup pot bellied pig.[/quote]

    I can have it shipped overnight.
     
  20. [quote name='"Jamaican Hotbox"']

    I can have it shipped overnight.[/quote]

    Sold!
     
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