I have a fear of pulling out a choco dick and i have heard anal leads to problems for the girl when theyre older? Anal just aint my thing haha.
[quote name='"shestones17"'] Awsome, just awsome! Oh and you're very welcome I really do need to calm down though. I read shit on here or I visualize the shit I'm posting and then I get all worked up and I dont even have a boyfriend to fuck so then I just go and masturbate all sad and shit lol[/quote] i know right. Im out of the country with none of my female friends here for sexual assistance, so its basically, read shestones post, then use the left hand [quote name='"FacelessPotato"']I have a fear of pulling out a choco dick and i have heard anal leads to problems for the girl when theyre older? Anal just aint my thing haha.[/quote] choco dick is a very real thing, and a rational fear. Dont be shy about asking a girl if shes washed her asshole recently
[quote name='"blackleaf28"'] choco dick is a very real thing, and a rational fear. Dont be shy about asking a girl if shes washed her asshole recently[/quote] "hello, I am looking for a partner to have anal, have you recently cleaned your rectum so that I will not get covered in your shit" I could see that working.
[quote name='"FacelessPotato"'] "hello, I am looking for a partner to have anal, have you recently cleaned your rectum so that I will not get covered in your shit" I could see that working.[/quote] say it with confidence and youre in
[quote name='"FacelessPotato"'] "hello, I am looking for a partner to have anal, have you recently cleaned your rectum so that I will not get covered in your shit" I could see that working.[/quote] Lol well you gotta be polite about it
[quote name='"Sweetleaftoker"'] Lol well you gotta be polite about it[/quote] Ok ok ok. "Excuse me madam, would you mind letting me know If your passages are clean so that I am not bathed in human waste when we try anal?" How was that?
[quote name='"FacelessPotato"'] Ok ok ok. "Excuse me madam, would you mind letting me know If your passages are clean so that I am not bathed in human waste when we try anal?" How was that?[/quote] its more something you say when youre right about to put it in, i wouldnt bring it up over dinner
[quote name='"blackleaf28"'] its more something you say when youre right about to put it in, i wouldnt bring it up over dinner[/quote] Hahahahaha, "you better be clean" nah I know I know I'm just playing.
[quote name='"FacelessPotato"'] Hahahahaha, "you better be clean" nah I know I know I'm just playing.[/quote] yeah.. Il be boning an ex in the next couple weeks. Never tried anal though so im wondering how its gonna go when i nonchalantly slip it in her butt edit: i meant never tried it with her
[quote name='"blackleaf28"'] yeah.. Il be boning an ex in the next couple weeks. Never tried anal though so im wondering how its gonna go when i nonchalantly slip it in her butt[/quote] Good luck fellow blade.
[quote name='"FacelessPotato"'] Good luck fellow blade. [/quote] thank you c: and i meant ive never done it with her specifically so i wont know her reaction..
[quote name='"katattack"']If only we can combine this thread with the "Girls and black cock" thread.[/quote] Hahahaha oh I gotta see this thread.
Hahaha, well I'm glad I'm not the only one that's taking care of themselves. I'm tired of it though! My fuck buddy has a girlfriend right now so I can't get the D.
[quote name='"shestones17"'] Hahaha, well I'm glad I'm not the only one that's taking care of themselves. I'm tired of it though! My fuck buddy has a girlfriend right now so I can't get the D. [/quote] that sucks. Il trade you some D for some V
I'm saving my anal virginity for my future husband. Or, if someone buys me a tea cup pot bellied pig.
[quote name='"rainbowsunshine"']I'm saving my anal virginity for my future husband. Or, if someone buys me a tea cup pot bellied pig.[/quote] I can have it shipped overnight.