Girl needs ideas on how to get a laid

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Happymama123, Sep 7, 2013.

  1. I'm a single 28 yo women and can't seem to get any. Any ideas on how I can?
     
  2. Go to a bar/club!

    Puff, puff, pass!

     
  3. Post your picture.
     
    That will probably solve the mystery. :rolleyes:
     
  4. #4 r r, Sep 7, 2013
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    Put on your Tshirt and head to the Club.....!!
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  5. #6 Metal_Rain, Sep 7, 2013
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    You're a girl.  Walk up to a dude and say, "Hello, my name is 'whateveryournameis'.  I have a vagina."  And that's a done deal.  If you're not attractive or just really fucking weird, try this one:  "Hello, my name is 'whateveryournameis'.  I would like to give you a bj while you look at porn.  Cool?"  And that pretty much wins every time.  Once you're giving said bj and he's rock hard, stop the bj and tell him put out or you're leaving.  It's pretty hard to screw this up. 
     
    Just remember this:  You have a vagina.  That's pretty much all there is to it. 
     
  6. what state
     
  7. Massachusetts

    I don't know how to post pic. :(
     
  8. Upload pictures, location, and mention having a vagina. Wins every time

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  9. Would you prefer 1 on 1 or group sex
     
  10. Once the completed egg passes through the cloaca and is expelled from the female's body into the nest, you will be laid.
     
  11.  
    lol wow
     
  12. Ahaha. Little forward there bud :lol:
     
  13. this...
     
  14. Blunt truth:
     
    Its probably becuase you have a kid and youre fat.
     
  15. #17 gotexans, Sep 7, 2013
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    Of course shed be a cowboy's fan :rolleyes:
     
  16. 1. find a guy
    2. whip your tits out
    3. tell him you're dtf
    4. get yours and bounce
     
  17. How to get laid as a female;
     
    • Approach a male
    • Maybe talk long enough to learn his name, probably not even that long
    • Done
     
  18. This can't be real.  
     

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