being mexican i eat a shitload of spicy shit (tapatio FTW!!) so the endless wipe shits burn like no other
you know what weird is when you look down in the toilet and some of your poop is a foam like substance letting the getting of shit commence
I hear that dude, wiping my ass is like trying to get peanut butter out of a shag rug. Im a big fan of the ghost turds. best feeling ever when you take a shit thats quicker than a piss.
Ah... ghost shits freak me out! I always wonder if I even really did poop, or if it was all in my mind. Must be a glitch in the matrix.
Untill you bend a drunken girl over your bed for some fun and notice that she missed some on the last whipe, true story.