Getting sketchy

Become independent,when you become an Adult Op,become succcessful go to school,make something of yourself ,grow your own Dank,properly,tell your parents to piss off if they act that way over a Fucking plant thats been on earth for millions of years,and has multiple proven medical uses,the list could go on and On.

 

Man don't that just suck I do not have a story to tell but I wish you the best from the interenet

 

On 2 different occasions i was sprawled out on the hood of a police car getting patted down with bud on my person. Both times they missed it. 
 
Which is only right because both instances were total bullshit. They had reports of weed smoking in the area (which had nothing to do with me I just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time) and decided they had to fuck with someone i guess. 

 

Searched up the city after being caught smoking a joint they looked everywhere but my sock, they missed 5grams it looked like I had a ankle on-top of my ankle... Dumbass pigs.

 

Was with the park with friends, near the baseball field. One of them was sitting down on the bleachers while rolling a swisher, a cop passed by but didn't see him and just saw the rest of us standing and talking. We kept our cool and he just passed by.

 

friend and i were in my room rolling blunts on my bed and out of nowhere my mom just bursts in to ask if we want something to eat, i think her view of the bed was obscured by our backpacks and some other stuff, she had no idea.
i was at a friends house smoking on the side of his house in his backyard and his neighbor just whacka-moles his head right over the fence, sees what were doing and asks hey hows it going. we're startled as fuck and stutter out '...good, you?' "AH IM DOIN OK THANKS, JUST DOIN SOME WORK ROUND THE HOUSE, FUN HUH? WELL, YOU GUYS STAY OUTTA TROUBLE, HAV FUN!"
everytime i come back from my connects, i have to wait at the transit center (bus hub) and theyres always cops posted there, sometimes they get out and walk around and my backpack usually stinks to high hell.
another time my friend and i didnt have anywhere to smoke so we posted behind an abandoned grocery store, so we're sitting on a planter back there and so close to rolling it when out of fucking nowhere a cop car pulls up, friend puts the bud (its on a small piece of cardboard, its all we could find to break it up on) and he puts on the ground by his feet. female officer gets out asks what were doing, nothing, just chillin enjoyin the solitude, she pulls out some lie about 'did you guys see a homeless guy back here, i got a call about one making trouble', she edges closer, no we havent seen anyone back here, she comes closer, friend has no choice but to kick over the weed, right into the fucking dirt, THEN she finally says oh ok you guys stay out of trouble. THAT WAS THE ONLY FUCKING WEED WE COULD GET THAT DAY TOO AND THAT GODDAMN BACON BITCH FUCKED IT UP FOR US, JESUS H CHRIST ON A CRACKER, MAN...

 

a cop car pulled up to me and three friends as we were leaving our friends house (probably a known pot smoking residence) to get picked up by my friends mom to go over to go over to their house. We were all really blazed when the cops stopped and asked us if we had been using any banned substances. we said no (none of us had any visine in but we did put some deodorant/cologne on so we didnt smell.). He then asked us if we had any illegal substances on us (my friend had like 3/4 of an ounce in his bag, along with a hoss bong. I had 1/8 and my mini bong in my bag) we said no. They looked at eachother and said something, then they hopped out of the car and were mid sentence in asking us to open up our bags when our friends mom walked up and gave him shit because according to her we were "Perfectly fine boys coming over to our house for a sleepover" The cops just scowled and took our names and date of birth and left. 
 
before this I thought the cops in canada (especially BC) wouldnt be such dicks. i guess some of them are. Thank god my friends mom showed up though

 

Christ I have too many.
 
-Smoked in the woods, jumped out and this sketch kid looks over at me.  He was waiting for a ride so I just walked by.
-Little asian kid catches me blazing behind a dorm.  I just laughed and said "having a good day"?
-Left my stash out and my mom walks in the room, luckily doesn't see it even though it's right on the floor.
-Forgot to cap off my storage spot.  It's in this old telescope we never use so my mom just asked if I was sleepwalking and put it back on no questions asked.
-Mom finds my pipe and I just say I was hanging onto it for a friend.  She probably didn't buy it but didn't care.  She was a toker back in the day.

 

My best friend invited me to his family reunion and It was in some little campground that had NOWHERE to smoke. Around 8 i just wanted to fucking smoke. It was mostly dark as I sat inbetween my friends car and his grandparents car (they were in a lot outside the campground so I figured I wouldn't be bothered) I had just finished my bowl and put my piece in my backpack as a I see a car rolling up to me. I fumble for a cigarette and take a couple gigantic puffs to diminish smell. It was a security guard that had apparently seen my lighter flickering. I told him that I was coming out to my friends car to get my smokes when I dropped the pack and that I was using my lighter to look for it. He bought the entire story and I wandered back to my tent satisfied! 

 

I liked the title to this thread, but not the OP lol

 

I think people that doodle on paper with a pencil are sketchy muther fuckers.
 
Hahahahahaha now that there is funny i dont care who ya are.

 

Went to my cozens wedding....
He is a cop....nypd....
Marrying a cop.....
The whole fucking wedding was cops....
After at reception.... they were all getting drunk.... and getting the little kids drunk....
So i pulled out a nice fat blunt and lite it in the middle of them all..... tried to pass it round but got no takers....
In highschool we would skip class and sit on the wall in front of the school...smoking out of a coke can..... not like it was obvious or anything...

Fuck'em.....

Was at hospital.... had a blunt rolled.... but no lighter....
Went out to parking lot....
Looked round....
Saw a guy in a wheelchair who had "the look" ...walked over asked for a lite....
Lit the blunt and passed it to him..... never saw such a smile.... made the guys day....

Shit ant sketchy unless you make it so.....

Half the people in this thread who had someone talk to them when they were smoking.... that person was hoping you would offer them some!