Damn all yall got some funny ass storys haha! Mine was the first time I tried smoking weed. I walk in to the restroom and I just knew someone was smoking weed because god damn it smelled strong. I find 2 people I talk too sometimes, lets call them A and Q. I just pulled my arm out my pockets and I asked " can I have a hit " He was like " sure ***** " So I was all ready and I took a hit.. I knew how to smoke weed lol. Then he was like, "ok I'm gona put out the joint" and I was like " ok yo " and A was just laughing his ass off for no reason. I go to class and I'm so mellow and my friend tells me I smell like weed. My teacher questioned me a lot that day lol.. By the end of the day Q got expelled and sent to AEP and he didn't snich cuz he aint a little bitch. Then like 10 days later they ask to search me saying someone "gave them a tip " I was like " sure yall can search me I ain't got nothing to hide. why tha hell would yall search me 10 days later anyways ( I can cuss in my school they don't really care )" They got so mad when they didn't find anything hahaha bad ass
One time I went on a field trip to an amusement park and my friends and I decided to make firecrackers and eat them there. I had 2 .5 gram crackers and since my tolerance is low, I got wicked baked. Like so baked that everything seemed choppy and in slow motion, like a computer game on a slow computer. Anyway, after having a sweet time going on rides baked, it was time to leave. All my friends went to bus but I had to take a piss so I went to the bathroom. It took me a while to find the bathroom and even longer to get back to the gate because I couldn't remember where anything was. By the time I make my way back to the bus, I'm late. Then my physics teacher comes up and starts having a conversation with be about why I'm late and keeps asking questions. Somehow, I was able to answer all of her questions good enough for her not to suspect anything. To this day I don't know how I pulled it off considering I was too baked to even walk right. I guess some people are just oblivious.
I actually started smokign weed at school in the parking lot with a few friends of mine on one of our cars. well one day we decide to smoke a blunt before classes start and we decide to use my friends car that kinda has tint on it but not really. so we light up a full sized dutch blunt and about half way through that one of the other guys we were with pulls out a blunt the size of a mini dutch and we smoke both of those and a few bowls on top of that. it was cooler out that day so we all had the windows up and needless to say the car was visably filled with smoke from accross the parking lot. when it came time for class to start the parking lot became full of cars and people (students as well as teachers) and this guy decides to open the door and leave so he wont be late. both doors open and smoke is pouring from the car (we also parked right infront of the main building) yet no one said anything to us as we all stumbled our way accross the parking lot laughing our asses off. another time i was by myself in my car and i decide to take a hit outa my bowl. as im inhaling it i look up and see a campus security guard looking at me and laughing as she drives by shaking her head. needless to say i quickly moved my car to another lot.
I was in the 7th grade and i was really high (i smoked before school) and i had about a half o in my pocket since i dealt back then and it turns out theres this substitute for my math teacher. Anyways at the end of class she comes back there and shes like "Where are you going next?" and im like "Uhm, B Smith?" and shes like "Well, you should be careful because she might notice how 'messed up' you are." im just like "....." and shes like "do you know what im talking about?" and im like "uhm..... no ma'am" and then she handed me a piece of paper and i read it and it said "i want an eighth" Im freaking the fuck out like holy shit and shes just like "come on, i can smell it" and so class ended and shes like "shelby, could you stay a little while?" and im like "uhh.... yes ma'am" so everyone leaves and she locks the door and then shes like follow me and we go in the closet in the back of the room and she turns the light on and closes the door and hands me 20 dollars im just like "oh my god are you serious?" and she nodded yes so i sighed and said "are you gonna rat on me?" shes like "no i just want an eighth". So then i gave up and i took out my sack and broke her off an eighth. That shit was so crazy... So then we walk out and when i go in the hallway she pats me on the back and says "ill see you later" im sweating and just kinda walk away. Nothing happened, so i was happy but still, that experience amazed me. Later that very year i saw her again, it was on 420!! I was leaning up against a locker wearing my tye dye hoodie stoned as fuck and she walks by and smiles at me... i looked like and i just kinda waved. She was so cool. i wish i saw her again :'(
I had some real skunk shit in my wallet at school and some kid turned around and said " it smells like a skunk dude" and i was like " Oh not ah dude" then the teacher smelt it and i was sketching.
I dont personally have any stories but i have on for my dad and my friend My dad and his freinds were smoking in the bathroom at school and they were just finishing up when the princial walkied in so the threw the roach int the toilet and pocketed the stash. all he said was get back to class now. And one time my friend had about an ounce in his car when the drug dogs came to in tour school. he had that shit in three air proof containers deep in his glove box. he was shitting brix but no trouble came out of it.
alright this takes place in middle school im pretty sure 8th grade mabye 7, but twhen i first got my glass pipe with my freinds we were showin it off at school, i know retarded, but so its like 6 period and he had his name called down to the office so he passes my all his shit, lighter, glass pipe, nickel of weed, right there under the desk the teacher looks at us and is like uhh whut did u just give to him im so fuckin nervous shaking but then i was like ohh uhhplease let me keep this, and i pull out my mp3 and i said im srry i know were not supposed to have these but can i keep it and she says ok, so hes in the office he comes back it turns out it was just because he didnt serve his detentions lol, so the bell rings i walk out and then i just look back and whut do i see on the floor? a nickel of weed laying right under my seat i guess i dropped it haha so i dive over it thankin god nobody saw it and before i did that because there was a bright orange rubber band around it
when i was a freshman in high school i picked up a dub before first period ( i know not smart)..but i went to class and one of my friend said " bro u smell like weed" and i know my teacher heard bcuz she just looked at me and shook her head then later in that period i fell asleep and my friend wakes my up and says they just closed the reservation which means they bring a drug dog and randomly search classes..so now im shitting bricks so im thinking i need to throw this shit out the window but i couldnt cuz it would have been way too obvious..but the dog go buy my class and i think im safe but my teacher opens the forr and says "hey why dont you search this class" so now i know im fucked so they tell us to leave the class room and as im leaving there was a closet with chemicals in it ( i was in science) i threw it in there so atleast if they find it i wont get introuble but they didnt even find my bud the dog was just around my desk alot.. and as for my teacher after class she told me to expect more searchs that year so i smiled and walked away ..anyway i never brought bud to school agian its not worth the risk i would just wake n bake
well unfortanately alot of people in america are paranoid out the ass about the stupidest shit like kids smoking a joint and shit.... i blame the conservatives for strict dumbfuck policies like that , but what are ya gonna do? move to canada, thats what... i only when to school high twice... i never really liked it, it didnt last long enough and i didnt get to enjoy it. i never got caught though and ive held drugs in school like twice. but when i held like 2g of some beasters, it smelled bad, and i got it after lunch, and unfortanately i had health class after lunch which is basically dont do drugs and have sex class, and i sat in the front row, so i was pretty worried that he would smell it... luckily he was a complete fucking idiot and was only a teacher cause he had a god damn book and didnt actually know anything about what he was talking about. which turned out to be a good thing... go figure...
I remember this like it was yesterday.... Freshman year of highschool, second semester, picked up a QUARTER of shit that was stashedin a grocery bag right after homeroom... my backpack smelled like hell. This was my first ever pick up, in my life. I was sweating buckets, i could barely hold my shit, ya know. Well first period was gym...so this bitch smelled my backpack and ended up ratting on me a few periods later. I eventually said fuck this shit, im not spending a month in juvy over 25 bucks and grabbed my sack shoved it up my coat sleeve and started walking to the bathroom.... When my gym teacher called me over to do some pushups, and i was like OH FUCK. What do i do.... I reeked of skunk-weed... Well i went over there and he asked me to take my coat off... when i then said.. Im about to PISS MYSELF!!! and ran straight to the bathroom (which was located in the back of the gym) I went to the last stall and shoved the sack( literally shoved) down the drain with my hand. and flushed it... it was gone. Next period, my girl (at the time) was in gym... I had drivers head 2nd but we stayed in the gym that day, we were walking around and talking when suddenly my gym teacher gave me the dirtiest mose shocked look ever... I wasnt sure if I "sexually harrassed" my girl without noticing or what... but then he took out his walky talky and started talking... 4 minutes later our principal shows up and escorts me to his office... while i non-chalantly chatted away with him about my career choices ( I was always a very good student) apparently how smooth i was with him and our VP during the routine checking of my books and sleeves did the trick... they ended up half ass searching me and they were very embarrassed and actually told me. "If you dont tell anyone about this, we wont either." I walked away with relief and met up with my friend who had an eighth in his wallet....
I got caught at school with a fat 1/4o.. This dude was like, man i got some herb, and i was like let me buy it, so he tosses me it over a kids desk and right into my hands, and i hid it in my boarding jacket and continues on with school. later that day i was getting off a bus that went to this different school i went to in the midfdle of the day, and i saw my VP and all the principals, so i try to pass it to my home boy and told him to flush but he thought he would get caught so he didnt.. i mannaged to hide it hella good on the bus, in the seat. Well after talking to everyone on the bus they eventually found it.. (four hours after school was out o.0) But they called my dad and made him pick me up. not only was it a horible day cause it was snowing and i coulda been bording, but my dad almost murdered me. anyways I lost a 1/4 of hella good kush, got expelled for a year, and no charges were filed.. But i quit school, borded alot, got high alot, and got my GED and took my HET.
To all the apprentices in the city, one thing you should know, is noone can search you without probable cause. Probable cause can be a number of things, like smell, seeing the ganja, and other stuff. Know your rights people, and use your common sense. If you ahve something on your, and the principal wants to search you, say no sir, I dont feel comfortable with that. Be polite, because manners get you far in this world. I used to smoke up before school, fun times.
in ninth grade a friend and I thought it was a good idea to go smoke in the middle school bathroom right after they got in class because they weren't aloud to go to the bathroom for fifteen minutes. So we snick in to one of the boys room stalls (she was a girl) and lit up. We smoked to joints of chron and just as we got up the security guard burst through the door and announces, "stinks in here!, smells like you were smoking" so we had to walk in front of him with our hands up to the principles office. so we were sitting in the principles office high as fuck, they searched us and found a lighter on her but that's it she said she was smoking a cig. she got suspended for a day and I got a letter sent home. that's it. I didn't smoke in school after that.
my friend who got expelled and at the time went to a rich ass private school (we graduated) was picking me up for lunch i had some weed and was texting... texting isnt allowed and a teacher goes hay give me ur id... so i booked it to my friends car stuffed the weed in the ceneter console nad he bookmed it off campus. the deans knew i had weed but couldnt prove it (read my texts) so i got suspended for 5 days..