Getting Old.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Apr 2, 2001.

  1. You know you might be getting OLD when...

    "OLD" IS WHEN...
    Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer,
    "Honey, I can't do both!"
    Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
    A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go
    along.
    When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
    "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
    "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
    An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!

    [ April 04, 2001: Message edited by: Panhead ]
     

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