Getting laid later

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by happy tree, May 12, 2010.

  1. #1 happy tree, May 12, 2010
    :hello: For the first time in a while!

    ... A long while. About a year and a half :eek:


    My game is probably a bit rusty :eek:
    Tips?
     
  2. #2 HOUtx, May 12, 2010
    you'll be fine man. i went almost a year once and was worried about being rusty but once you get in there, you will know what to do ;)
     
  3. #3 happy tree, May 12, 2010
    Thanks bro.

    Here's the situation. I know this chick wants to fuck, I don't know how experienced she is (she claims to have slept with 3-4 guys apparently) so I don't know if she'll be tight like a virgin or what... Also, how do I initiate it? Like we're friends, so we'll probably sit around in her room and I'll attempt to chat with her. I'll probably be anxious and nervous and what not since it's been so long and fucking is the purpose of me going over there (she knows this).


    So how do I initiate the act of hooking up? :eek:
    My game is rusty lol
     
  4. #4 tokinITguy, May 12, 2010
    Dude, I think the rusty part you're worried about is not in the bedroom.

    Seriously man, if you KNOW she wants you to come over to fuck, then why are you all worried about how to "initiate" this? Smoke her up, put on some good music, and just chill and go with the flow. If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen.

    C'mon man, it's been a while, but damn, you gotta remember the basics here...
     
  5. #5 happy tree, May 12, 2010
    Haha thanks dude I'm just nervous and shit. :eek:
     
  6. #6 MonkeyUndead, May 12, 2010

    Don't be nervous. You already know the most important thing. She wants to fuck! :hello:
     
  7. #7 happy tree, May 13, 2010
    Sad news...

    It didn't happen today. Couldn't go over there :(

    Maybe tomorrow though.
     
  8. #8 jamesh, May 13, 2010
    Tip; If you aren't over there by tomorrow.....I will be.
     
  9. #9 Mairuzu, May 13, 2010
    < Not getting laid later.
     
  10. #10 happy tree, May 13, 2010
    Official "I'm not getting ass" Thread.
     
  11. #11 fyasko808, May 13, 2010
    try a pillow fight and then make the move, I've done that a few times with GREAT success.
     
  12. #12 happy tree, May 13, 2010
    Interesting hah. How did that work?
     
  13. #13 Blunt, May 13, 2010
    Beat it, right now at least twice. Trust me, it'll help for later.
     
  14. #14 Royksopp, May 13, 2010


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  15. #15 Ouroboros, May 13, 2010
    wow I read the title differently, I must be different

    well I really enjoyed today that made me a happy man
     
  16. #16 megamax42, May 13, 2010
    Maybe next time big poppa
     
  17. #17 happy tree, May 13, 2010
    UPDATE:


    It is for sure happening today.

    She won't bail on me again :devious:
     
  18. #18 Mairuzu, May 13, 2010
    Why don't you get it done and then say you got it done.
     
  19. #19 MonkeyUndead, May 13, 2010
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvWWxk_uhpE]YouTube - 40 Year Old Virgin - Mooj Advice Scene (Extended/Unrated Version)[/ame]
     
  20. #20 happy tree, May 13, 2010
    I will... when I get it done.
     

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